If Stevie and Torres go?

[The Hitman]

What the f*ck are we going to sing?!?

[Nathan Explosion]

In this life, one thing counts

In the bank, large amounts

I'm afraid these don't grow on trees,

You've got to pick-a-pocket or two

 

You've got to pick-a-pocket or two, boys,

You've got to pick-a-pocket or two.

[Jarg Armani]

The sun ain't gonna shine anymore

[Bigal]

the best things in life are free

but you can keep them for the birds and bees

I want money,

thats what I want

[Row47]

Our songs over the last few years are jinxed. From the RAFA song ending with Morientes, Josemi, and Nunez. Then there was Garcia's song and not forgetting Alonso's.

Lets get a good song for Degan and Riera quick.

[Redray]

O Holy St Jude!

Apostle and Martyr,

great in virtue and rich in miracles,

near kinsman of Jesus Christ,

faithful intercessor for all who invoke you,

special patron in time of need;

to you I have recourse from the depth of my heart,

and humbly beg you,

to whom God has given such great power,

to come to my assistance;

help me now in my urgent need and grant my earnest petition.

I will never forget thy graces and favors you obtain for me

and I will do my utmost to spread devotion to you. Amen.

[kenny7]

Our songs over the last few years are jinxed. From the RAFA song ending with Morientes, Josemi, and Nunez. Then there was Garcia's song and not forgetting Alonso's.

Lets get a good song for Degan and Riera quick.

 

Or the two septics

[Buzz]

Suicide is painless,

It brings on many changes,

And I can take or leave it if I please

[sutty]

They'll all still sing the Torres song, that's what most seem to go for

[Molby]

They'll all still sing the Torres song, that's what most seem to go for

 

I hate that song now

 

and I hate Torres too, the Chelsea c***

 

 

or maybe:

 

 

I know a man who's tough but sweet

he's so fine he can't be beat

he's got everything that I desire

Sets the summer sun on fire

 

I want Kenny

I want Kenny

I want Kenny

I want Kenny

except I don't

Edited June 10, 2010 by Molby

[Gunga Din]

i had a wheelbarrow, but the wheel fell off

 

 

[Tommok]

"Tragedy"

 

The Steps version obviously, complete with the dance moves.

[Marvin]

There's a hole in the club's finances dear George,dear George....

[Tommok]

"we're in the red"

 

to the tune of "Lady in Red"

[JonShar]

Although we've come to the end of the road

Still I can't let you go

It's unnatural, you belong to me, I belong to you

Come to the end of the road

Still I can't let you go

It's unnatural, you belong to me, I belong to you

[Frosty Jack]

Roy Hodgson is Magic. He wears a Magic Hat.

Purslow brought him on the basis of his Magic Hat.

[David Hodgson]

Roy Hodgson is Magic. He wears a Magic Hat.

Purslow brought him on the basis of his Magic Hat.

[Bigal]

I hate that song now

 

and I hate Torres too, the Chelsea c***

 

 

 

Christ I hate that Torres song now

[dorgie]

Get down deeper and down

Down down deeper and down

Down down deeper and down

Get down deeper and down

 

I want all the world to see

To see you’re laughing

And you’re laughing at me

[Snookie]

God Only Knows?

[David Hodgson]

You'll Never Walk Alone.

[AnfieldWestGaffer]

A gentle humming of the Titanic theme song...

[PhilM]

Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now?

[Hobbsie]

'Hicks and Gillett, Gillett,

You put the club into debt,

you're f**king inept, inept,

Hicks and Gillett'

Edited June 11, 2010 by Hobbsie

[muleskinner]

AS are apparently reporting today that Barcelona have been quoted €60 million for Torres.