Hobbsie

Matip loves a Slot

It's his pink boots, must be

Absolutely gutted, fantastic manager and man, he looks shattered though so understand the decision...

'You know Kaiser, football is very much like making love to two beautiful women. You have to make sure your pitch is good and firm, that all your balls are ready for open play, and make sure you slip into the box at both ends to score, only after half time mind'

Maybe we should all duck and cover

Virgil with Ali as vice

Trent as defensive midfielder...anyone....?

Time for a cocktail

Yes, but you have to sing it like Jeff Buckley

I was thinking more Jeff Buckley 'Hallelujah' Co-dy Gak-po, Co-dy Gaaaaaak-po

What the has happened to our defence? Every time they pass the ball forward there's so much space

Half way through The Sandman and it's a pretty good adaptation, no wonder Neil Gaiman waited so long to get it right

So have our chances of getting Bayern in the EC suddenly increased..

Christ I need to lie down

RIP Sir Roger