Footballers with a severe case of chimp face

[sutty]

If you were building a chimp faced team, Gareth Bale would be skipper and Peter Reid would play centre mid.

 

Peter Reid's monkey head has been massively eclipsed by the audacious chimpousity of Bale's effort

 

What a chimp faced t***.

 

Who else would get in the chimp XI?

[The Hitman]

He looks like Tim Roth in Planet of the Apes.

[Falconhoof]

Rooney is a bit like a Gibbon

[Zoob]

If you were building a chimp faced team, Gareth Bale would be skipper and Peter Reid would play centre mid.

 

Peter Reid's monkey head has been massively eclipsed by the audacious chimpousity of Bale's effort

 

What a chimp faced t***.

 

Who else would get in the chimp XI?

 

I noticed quite how chimp like he was yesterday. I'm sure he wasn't always so chimp faced, but I guess that's evolution for you. I'm glad somebody posted this.

I'm also glad that Spurs still haven't won a league game with Bale playing

[johngibo YPC]

I think Drogba looks like a Gorilla when he pulls that 'woe is me' face

But i might be being a massive rascist

[sutty]

I think Drogba looks like a Gorilla when he pulls that 'woe is me' face

But i might be being a massive rascist

Think his looks more like the chewbacca roar

 

I think Abel Xavier's hair gives him a primate like quality though.

 

I too acknowledge the can of worms potential of this thread...

[Hassony]

Racist c****

 

Murph will probably have the full squad saved in list somewhere

[matty]

I said Planet of the Apes as soon as I saw Bale last night.

 

George W Bush would get a game, obviously.

[Kvarme Ate My Food]

[Superjay]

Gus Poyet

Zola

[dorgie]

Meanwhile, on a safari compound far far away, the Chimps Football Forum have a thread titled "Chimp Footballers with a severe case of Gary Neville face" running.

[Redray]

[cymrococh]

Eto'o looks like a cartoon monkey, little round head and sticky out ears.

[Zoob]

The lead singer of supergrass likes a game of footie I believe.

[Murphman]

Racist c****

 

Murph will probably have the full squad saved in list somewhere

 

 

I have loads of these, you're in the 'looks like a chimps arssehole' catalogue.

 

and how come Keown's not been mentioned?

Edited January 21, 2010 by Murphman

[New York Red]

This thread is a f*cking disaster.

 

Close it for f*cks sake.

 

Cartoon monkey? Gorilla's? It's OK to say that because of the thread title?

 

Get a grip.

Edited January 21, 2010 by New York Red

[Buzz]

and how come Keown's not been mentioned?

To right, usually when your thinking hard on something you miss the bleeding obvious!!

[Des]

Obvious of course but...

 

[sutty]

This thread is a f*cking disaster.

 

Close it for f*cks sake.

 

Cartoon monkey? Gorilla's? It's OK to say that because of the thread title?

 

Get a grip.

 

f*** off

 

Obvious of course but...

 

 

So obvious I mentioned him in the original post.

[Des]

 

 

 

 

So obvious I mentioned him in the original post.

 

Reading threads before replying is so last year, dude.

[johngibo YPC]

This thread is a f*cking disaster.

 

Close it for f*cks sake.

 

Cartoon monkey? Gorilla's? It's OK to say that because of the thread title?

 

Get a grip.

 

You get a grip

[Hassony]

Rio Ferdinand = orangutan

[New York Red]

Rio Ferdinand = orangutan

 

FFS. You too?

[cymrococh]

FFS. You too?

haha!

 

What's got your goat?

[Gunga Din]

haha!

 

What's got your goat?

 

goats? Alexi Lalas