have you heard the news?

[Mike]

the champions league 3rd and 4th place playoff is being held at wembley and they're calling it the fa cup final.

[dorgie]

the champions league 3rd and 4th place playoff is being held at wembley and they're calling it the fa cup final.

 

That is class.

[hels smicer]

 

a warm up to the main event?

[SkippyjonJones]

the champions league 3rd and 4th place playoff is being held at wembley and they're calling it the fa cup final.

[DonRafa]

the champions league 3rd and 4th place playoff is being held at wembley and they're calling it the fa cup final.

 

 

You swine, that is just too cruel

[Mono]

the champions league 3rd and 4th place playoff is being held at wembley and they're calling it the fa cup final.

 

:dynamite:

[fyds]

the champions league 3rd and 4th place playoff is being held at wembley and they're calling it the fa cup final.

8/10 - nice one!

[Ramón Benítez Hernández]

[San Diego Red]

:lol:

[Stevie H]

 

we're doing ok for a little club.

 

bring it on.

[Swipe]

 

I'm gonna text this to as many people as possible, tomorrow and claim it as my own!

[Red]

Cheers Mike Just sent it to a client who's an everton fan... no work out of him for a while

[Maldini]

quality

[Lee W]

In other news Chelsea manager, Jose Mourinho was spotted in a local Boots in Liverpool after his latest defeat, stocking up on Viagra for his next Champions League campaign.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

.....'coz he can never make it past a semi

[R A Softlad]

Product Recall Info: Tom Tom are recalling thousands of their in-car satellite navigation devices. Irate customers have inundated switchboards as it seems they can't find Manchester in Europe.

Edited May 3, 2007 by R A Softlad

[smithdown]

bring it on.

 

 

Is it 'on'?

[matty]

Police have arrested Frank Lampard on suspicion of burgling Pepe Reina's house. Apparently nobody can account for his whereabouts on Tuesday evening between 7.45 and 10.30.

[Mike]

Is it 'on'?

 

shut. the. f***. up.

[Suth]

doh

Edited May 3, 2007 by Suth

[Dan]

AIG - Almost in Greece

[Guest Stephen King]

Police have arrested Frank Lampard on suspicion of burgling Pepe Reina's house. Apparently nobody can account for his whereabouts on Tuesday evening between 7.45 and 10.30.

 

 

Apparently Gerrard's come forward and provided Lampard with a perfect alibi apparently the Liverpool skipper told police. "He couldn't have done it, as I had him in my back pocket all night."

[RafaShanks]

I thought this was to do with the blue c**ts finally admitting they were a small club.

Edited May 4, 2007 by RafaShanks

[kacangpool]

Apparently Gerrard's come forward and provided Lampard with a perfect alibi apparently the Liverpool skipper told police. "He couldn't have done it, as I had him in my back pocket all night."

 

brilliant!!!

[DazzlaJ]

police have pulled a mans body from the river this morning......he was wearing womens panties,fishnet stockings & suspenders and a man united shirt.

 

police have removed the united shirt to save the family anymore embarrassment

[downunder]

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Edited May 4, 2007 by downunder