Own up. Confession time folks.

[Paul B]

You know when you're at Anfield watching a game and obviously, there's no commentary? Well is there? I mean, what do you think of while you're actually watching a match live in the stadium? I'll admit at times, I do a mini-Motty and commentate, in my head, in the style of a TV or radio commentator on the action before me. Does anyone else do this and if not, what else goes through your head while you're in the stadium? Come on, confess, it's good for the soul!

[Guest Sabre]

I hum the theme tune to Benny Hill. It makes me giggle.

[Guest Dirk]

I sort of repeat insturctions in my head 'Go on, go on, pass it, move.'

[Rory Fitzgerald]

I dont act like a commentator, more like what Dirk is saying. Shouting instructions of where I think the pass should be made etc.

[Will]

Me too - must pish off those around me

[Leo No.8]

I hum the theme tune to Benny Hill. It makes me giggle.

 

Do all the players run round really fast in your head as well?

 

I just tend to shout which pass or choice the player shoud pick - 'Garcia, he's in space', 'get it over', 'go through him', 'stay on your feet', that kind of thing; same as Rory and Will...

Edited September 21, 2006 by Leo No.8

[Rory Fitzgerald]

Hmmm, no one has put their hand up and said "I eat hot dogs and pies and hope the team is winning 3-0 by the 80th minute so I can leave early and miss the traffic"

[Andy @ Allerton]

"Wide.. Wide!!! Look up!! Wide!!!"

 

D'oh!

[JohnnyH]

I boo all the players, chant rafa out and call Gerrard a judas.

 

However, I cheer Parry.

[fyds]

I sort of repeat insturctions in my head 'Go on, go on, pass it, move.'

Yeah - pretty much the same while singing and swearing and explaining the odd decision (been a few odd ones so far) to my daughter.

[Andy Mac]

Me too - must pish off those around me

 

 

You just constantly abuse referee's even after they give the decision our way .

 

Oh, and at Stamford Bridge your were singing "She likes a Scouse c**k" with a little too much vigour for my liking

[Tetti]

I noticed that I have started screaming when we score. Its not nice at all

Edited September 21, 2006 by Tetti

[CarraLegend]

You know when you're at Anfield watching a game and obviously, there's no commentary? Well is there? I mean, what do you think of while you're actually watching a match live in the stadium? I'll admit at times, I do a mini-Motty and commentate, in my head, in the style of a TV or radio commentator on the action before me. Does anyone else do this and if not, what else goes through your head while you're in the stadium? Come on, confess, it's good for the soul!

 

My during the match routine is

 

1m "s*** shouldnt of had that last beer, do I go for a slash?"

 

2m "s*** shouldnt of had that last beer, do I go for a slash?"

 

3m "s*** shouldnt of had that last beer, do I go for a slash?"

 

4m "s*** shouldnt of had that last beer, do I go for a slash?"

 

45m "s*** shouldnt of had that last beer, do I go for a slash?"

 

Half time "Runs for a slash"

[Rich Gobey]

From the moment i get to my seat, (approx 5mins into the game) i spend the next 30 mins worrying about whether the cameras will pick up my jesters/santa hat and arranging my club-shop carry bags so that I dont step on them durning the mexican wave. (which unfortunately never happens).

[Guest redmilky]

I just worry that i've left the iron on or whats for tea really.

[IgPig]

slgihtly different, but after Xabi's goal last night, I found myself thinking "can't wait till the replay comes on I need to see that again" for a split second despite being behind the goal in the kop.

[cymrococh]

My ritual is mainly.

"man on! Man on! Man On! Man ON! MAN ON!

FFS, what's wrong with you kewell you lazy fat tw*t?"

[Jeff guitar]

Last night i was mostly shouting 'SHOOOOOOOOT' every time Xabi had the ball or 'Pass it to Xabi' when he didn't have the ball.

 

Other than that it was freindly banter with those loveable magpie fans along the lines of.

 

'f*** off you scruffy t***s!'

[Andy @ Allerton]

Thought it was funny everyone shouting "HANDBALL!!!" for everything (In response to Newcastle fans shouting "HANDBALL!!!!!!" about 5 times in a row for nothing!)

 

 

Also funny last night as everyone was queuing to get out of the Kop/Kemlyn onto Walton Breck Road, the Police Chopper hovers about with its searchlight sweeping the area and some wag says "That's the Newcastle fans looking for Shearer"

 

Got a chuckle

[Stanley Leisure]

I just worry that i've left the iron on or whats for tea really.

 

I've done that at every game i've ever attended.

[reddragon]

there's a bloke sits near me on the Kop who actually shouts out the commentary in an ever-so-slighty deranged manner. He's classic sometimes - often shouting well played at opposiion players and barking their names out when they pass to each other.

[Molby]

I murmurr instructions throughout the game

 

no point shouting them as nobody would understand; see, I see the game in 3d and 3 moves ahead and when the players share my vision, which they increasingly do...a beautiful symphony unfolds on the pitch

[Guest Kev]

I'm too busy to watch the game.

[fyds]

I'm too busy to watch the game.

probably just as well or Operation Anfield Excercise could become a reality in need of blue-bereted UN observers and Medicins Sans Frontieres.

 

I murmurr instructions throughout the game

 

no point shouting them as nobody would understand; see, I see the game in 3d and 3 moves ahead and when the players share my vision, which they increasingly do...a beautiful symphony unfolds on the pitch

I haven't played subbuteo in years...

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

I'm like Rafa - pointing, shouting & making hand gestures that no-one can understand.

 

Alternatively - arrive 10 mins late avec Liverworld bag, spend ages trying to find seat, tell those around to 'ssssshhhhh', ask person next to me 'who that #8 fella is', nick off early at HT for a slash. Arrive back 5 mins into 2nd half. Go 'ooooooooooooh' when opposition nearly score (not realising that the teams have swapped ends) and nick off 10 mins early to beat the rush