Rich Gobey

It's not relevant. Why not ask smithdown why the rest of the place is s***?

Explain what, that I don't think it's a s***ty little island?

s***ty little island? Your bit might be.

RIP Bill

Nah, embaressingly s*** and awful.

Loftus Cheek is getting Raheem Sterling for less than £3 million.

Stan Mortenson was asked the question, who was the finest crosser of a ball, Finney or Stanley Matthews. Mortenson chose Finney as he said he always got the laces on the ball to face face the right way. I.e, so Mortenson didn't have the laces scratch his forehead.

Oh no toure

Flan Leemimg

Jerno Flanba

He looks like f***ing Chucky

Would be good, can't see Juve letting him go though.

Is that two or three people?

Or indeed ever some might argue.

Six year old Cop car in the background.