I don't think we trying to call Rafa nonce. But he clearly did. That s*** about shortening "nonsense" is cringeworthy. He'd have been better off backtracking the whole way and saying he didn't realise what he'd said until he said it, then went into denial about what a c*** he'd just been.
When I've sat right at the back of the Anny Road lower tier (the actual back row), I've not been able to see the Kop goal without ducking. Banging on the back wall was quite fun though.
I'd be furious if heard that people at the match were telling me how to support the club on the internet. "type this" or such... I'd go f***ing mental.
I'll incorporate knob 'ed into mine I think. His armband said he was a red, knob 'ed, knob 'ed... But now we know the lies he said, knob 'ed, knob 'ed... So we spent the Russian's cash, With Andy Carroll on the lash. Andy Carroll, Liverpool's no.9.
His armband said he was a red, Torres, Torres... Now we know the lies he said, Torres, Torres... So we spent the Russian's cash, On a lad who loves the lash... Andy Carroll, Liverpool's No.9.
Yep - not a chance we'd pay £35m for Carroll under usual circumstances. And not a chance that it wouldn't have taken a large bid like this to force Newcastle into selling. Madness. If he lays off the booze enough to play enough, he'll do very well here. If he can stay fit I can see him playing here for 10 years or so... That's only £3.5m a year+ wages for an absolute beast.