Transfer Window Speculation

[Jarg Armani]

Wirtz already plays for Bayern. It's just an administrative error that's put him in the wrong kit in everyone's minds. The clubs are now working to fix that glitch. 

[Maldini]

29 minutes ago, Gethin said:

There's absolutely no way (and nor should we) we make him the highest player at the club at 22, but the City briefing smacks of "shove some bulls*** numbers out there 'cos the player's said they're not interested" 

I never understand these "we can't pay him that much at that age" arguments. If he's worth £126m surely he's worth decent wages too? 

[Gethin]

1 minute ago, Maldini said:

I never understand these "we can't pay him that much at that age" arguments. If he's worth £126m surely he's worth decent wages too? 

I'm not saying "pay him £50k a week" but you bring him in as the top - or close to it - earner and the rest of the squad then starts getting antsy. We saw this at United when they started signing overpriced s***e, it's how Rashford is on £325k a week and almost unshiftable. 

He's also - as yet - unproven in the PL. Make him earn being one of the top 3 or 4 earners at the club .

[quibs]

30 minutes ago, YugoB said:

Its negative news therefore not reliable. 

 

[Gethin]

1 minute ago, quibs said:

 

It's Spoofy McSpoofFace therefore not reliable.

[Candystore]

He did come out with this gem a few days ago…

 

[honourablegeorge]

1 minute ago, Candystore said:

He did come out with this gem a few days ago…

 

"I'd be wiling to accept one of the forty medals too, if it helps me to fit in"

[D.Boon]

59 minutes ago, Swipe said:

I just can't see Bayern paying something that Manchester City wouldn't. Especially with how City operate in terms of wages. And 'he doesn't' want to leave Germany' is such an easy cover to use.

Actually briefing out numbers is the actions of a very rattled club. 

I'm getting further sucked into this vortex ffs.

"Swipe, love. Can you peel the spuds while I see to the kids?"

"Nearly done, just 86 more tweets to read....."

[Gethin]

6 minutes ago, D.Boon said:

"Swipe, love. Can you peel the spuds while I see to the kids?"

"Nearly done, just 86 more tweets to read....."

 

[Swipe]

I never said anything about spoofing on the internet did I?

[Romario]

Sign more players with impressive personalities. We can coach the footballing stuff. 
 

Like a Robin Williams style huge personality, motor mouth and general good vibes guy. Drop him in as the 6 and just see how it goes. 

Edited 22 minutes ago by Romario

[Gethin]

5 minutes ago, Swipe said:

I never said anything about spoofing on the internet did I?

Wasn't aimed at you mate - we all get sucked into this stuff

[Zoob]

25 minutes ago, Candystore said:

He did come out with this gem a few days ago…

 

I love Indy. He brings a breath of fresh comedic air to the stupidity of transfers and Twitterati. Everyone knows it's comedy (and those who don't are a lost cause), and  this one is a real gem.

[Dan]

Is it that time of year again where we all have to discuss the reliability of Indy? 

We surely all know the score with him don't we? He's purely here to lighten the mood.

[Stanley Leisure]

4 minutes ago, Dan said:

Is it that time of year again where we all have to discuss the reliability of Indy? 

We surely all know the score with him don't we? He's purely here to lighten the mood.

Haha yeah - not even a debate.

I love that he exists, though.

[Swipe]

35 minutes ago, D.Boon said:

"Swipe, love. Can you peel the spuds while I see to the kids?"

"Nearly done, just 86 more tweets to read....."

Actually do need to be better at getting off my f***ing phone when the kids are about.

But they’re just so boring.