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Great to see an Arab at liverpool, not had one since Al-Zhar

 

Hopefully Salah can live up to the high standards set by young Nabil

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Salah Salah

Ra ra ra

Purple knickers

And a see-through bra

Edited by Cam

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Genesis' Mama could be used as the basis for a song. I'm too lazy to do it myself but I'm looking forward to the Kop doing Phil Collins' mad laugh bit.

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or as the f***ing guardian says -

 

Bet none ot City, Chelsea or the Mancs signings have ever been for 'staggering' amounts

Steve Daly.

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9z3EoUi.jpg Grover.JPGCan be just me thinking this?

 

 

 

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Salah means pray or prayer in Arabic. maybe a song using the take that song might work

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I do hope he's on the pitch the same time as Mane and not cover.

 

Yes cos we're renowned for spunking £34-39 mill on a squad player. 

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I do hope he's on the pitch the same time as Mane and not cover.

I hope he is cover!  I'm all for spending almost-record breaking amounts for the bench - we need that strength with the CL games.  But in reality he'll be in the first XI with Mane.

 

I just hope he's on the pitch the same time as Coutinho and not a replacement for him.

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I hope he is cover! I'm all for spending almost-record breaking amounts for the bench - we need that strength with the CL games. But in reality he'll be in the first XI with Mane.

 

I just hope he's on the pitch the same time as Coutinho and not a replacement for him.

And I hope Lallana is on pitch same time as Coutinho, and not a replacement :)

 

Mane, Bobby, Phil, Lallana, Salah. Don't care who else.

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These are the Salah days

Roma didn't give him away

Mourinho wouldn't give him a game

Oh but we're proud of Mo, we are proud of Mo

 

Doesn't matter that he's quite small

Cos he's great at running with the baaaalllllll

 

Mo!

You're from the land of Pharoes

Everyone knows you're not slow

Outruns a truck you know

Flew in from Egypt, you are

Mo

You've got a really nice fro

Something I couldn't grow

Looks pretty ruffleable, I wanna steal it

 

It's only four years ago

The man with the suit and red face

You knew that he was there on the case

He wouldn't pay for you, wouldn't pay for you

Your price has now gone up by threefold

Should have strung that Ayre up by his balls

 

Mo

Pretty much guarantees goals

First Mo since Momo Sissoko

You're tax deductible, f*ck off FSG

You are Mo!

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Salah means pray or prayer in Arabic. maybe a song using the take that song might work

It doesn't mean pray or prayer :-)

 

You're confusing Salah with salat

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