Welcome Mohamed Salah

[RP]

Embargoed.

 

 

 

No Cobs, no other rational individuals believe in the "mockers" of which you (often) speak.

 

 

 

[Nathan Explosion]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40345138

[stressederic]

This is an excellent signing.

[Dan]

Brilliant piece of business.

[Red]

   

 

 

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[EC_Red]

Welcome!

 

The youtube compilation shows him mainly starting on the right. Do we expect him to play on the left with us, with Coutinho in the middle and Mane on the right?

[Dan]

€42m rising to €50m according to Roma. They have to declare this to the stock market I think as they are a PLC.

[Hus]

Great signing

 

I'm expecting him left with Mané right but I'm sure they'll be interchanging all the time.

[Tommy Cockles]

When I was just a little Red

I asked my father

Who will we buy

Will he be pacy

Will he be fast

Here's what he said to me

 

Mo Salah, Salah

Whatever will be, will be

He's going to win the League

Mo Salah, Salah

What will be, will be

 

When I grew up and went the match

I asked my sweetheart

Who's on the wing

Will we have assists

Game after game

Here's what my sweetheart said

 

Mo Salah, Salah

Whatever will be, will be

He's going to win the League

Mo Salah, Salah

What will be, will be

 

Now I have Children of my own

They ask their father

Who will we buy

Will he be awesome

Will he be fast

I tell them tenderly

 

Mo Salah, Salah

Whatever will be, will be

He's going to win the League

Mo Salah, Salah

What will be, will be

[Jim D]

Central midfielder, centre half and a left back and we're set. Excellent signing, salivating at our attacking options.

[Bootle Buck]

 

When I was just a little Red

I asked my father

Who will we buy

Will he be pacy

Will he be fast

Here's what he said to me

 

Mo Salah, Salah

Whatever will be, will be

He's going to win the League

Mo Salah, Salah

What will be, will be

 

When I grew up and went the match

I asked my sweetheart

Who's on the wing

Will we have assists

Game after game

Here's what my sweetheart said

 

Mo Salah, Salah

Whatever will be, will be

He's going to win the League

Mo Salah, Salah

What will be, will be

 

Now I have Children of my own

They ask their father

Who will we buy

Will he be awesome

Will he be fast

I tell them tenderly

 

Mo Salah, Salah

Whatever will be, will be

He's going to win the League

Mo Salah, Salah

What will be, will be

 

 

[Cheesecake]

Top work Tommy!

[RP]

Re-working of a dreadful footy sing that. But a nice try.

 

 

Oh and f*** off FSG.

[New York Red]

Great. Onward and upward.

[muleskinner]

Feels like big signing, been flying at a big club in their league and looks yo have everything needed to play for Liverpool and Klopp.

[quibs]

Our new number 11. Firmino wearing 9.

[Cobs]

And I went Salah la la la la la

La la la la la la laaa

Oh Salah la la la la la

Just like everyone else does when they can’t think of any more words

[LFCJari37]

Even the bad times are good
Soon as you score for me Salah
you just gotta score one
And even the bad times are good,

Sa la la la la la la la la
Sa la la la la la la la la

[Dan]

There's only one Mo Salah

One Mo Salah

There's only one Mo Salah

[Conrad]

Great signing lots of potential to do well for us

[Munching Gladbach]

To tune of "Walk like an Egyptian"

 

Our Mo Salah

Gets the ball

Runs down the wing

Then he scores a goal *

Our Mo Salah

Gets the ball

Runs down the wing **

Then he scores a goal

(optional)

All the melts *** in the Anny Road say

“Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh…”

Mohammed (Mo) Salah

Mohammed (Mo) Salah

Diddle dee dit dit dee

Diddle dee dit

Diddle dee dit dit dit

 

* or “Runs down the left wing and scores a goal”

** or “Runs down the right wing and scores a goal”

*** or Mancs/knobs/wools etc

[Guy_Incognito]

Salah-la-lala-lalala

MOMO

Salah-la-lala-lalala

MOMO

Salah-la-lala-lalala

MOMO

and Marie who waits for me

 

Last line needs some work.

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

€42m rising to €50m according to Roma. They have to declare this to the stock market I think as they are a PLC.

or as the f***ing guardian says - 

 

could rise to a staggering £43.9m

 

 

Bet none ot City, Chelsea or the Mancs signings have ever been for 'staggering' amounts

[Falconhoof]

Every sa-la-la-la
Every Mo-o-mo-o

 

[Earl Hafler]

Salah-la-lala-lalala

MOMO

Salah-la-lala-lalala

MOMO

Salah-la-lala-lalala

MOMO

From Egypt to the Red sea