The Gun

[New York Red]

I have it on very good authority that the strangest thing happened at the end of the transfer window.

 

Coates was being looked after by a very shady representative. Apparently this representative was demanding that the club pay him, in person, 4.5 million pounds for the rights to transfer Coates to us.

 

We refused. The agent was livid and Coates cut him loose.

 

He sent a gun to the club with the warning that if we ever come to sign somebody from that region, we would be in with a problem.

 

Just telling you what I heard...

Edited September 10, 2011 by New York Red

[Zoob]

The strangest thing about this post is that it doesn't contain a picture of a boat.

[New York Red]

That's so true. And the presence of a boat is the most probable thing of all. The bigger the better...

[Zoob]

That's so true. And the presence of a boat is the most probable thing of all. The bigger the better...

 

A Gun Boat?

[New York Red]

A Gun Boat?

 

Nope. A gun. A proper gun. A threat.

[Cobs]

It's a crap gangster that sends someone they want to threaten a gun.

 

You've just given them the means to defend themselves you thick tvvat

[Tommy Cockles]

It's a crap gangster that sends someone they want to threaten a gun.

 

You've just given them the means to defend themselves you thick tvvat

 

[Spion kop]

hicks and gillette would of paid the $4.5million the t***s.

[Leo No.8]

Mad this - mad enough to be true!

 

I reckon Comolli looks like an evil matermind though, the gangster would end up being lowered into a pool of sharks or strapped to a piece of wood with a buzz saw about to cut him in half whilst our DOF laughs maniacally in the background.

Edited September 10, 2011 by Leo No.8

[Swipe]

It's a crap gangster that sends someone they want to threaten a gun.

 

You've just given them the means to defend themselves you thick tvvat

 

He must be at home right now trying to go about his gangster business armed with just a bullet.

[_00_deathscar]

It's a crap gangster that sends someone they want to threaten a gun.

 

You've just given them the means to defend themselves you thick tvvat

 

Haha beat me to it!

 

Imagine the United States trying to threaten Iraq - "We've sent you a nuclear weapon. Take this as a warning!'

 

On the bright side, at least the 'Maybe he held a gun to his head' post in the Stoke match thread now makes sense to me.

[Shadow Moon]

I thought Coates' rep was his own father?

[Coyler]

Coates's rep is a medical miracle?

[Gunga Din]

the club have felt so threatened by this gun, they have since signed up to a link with Coates old club Nacional, which means we get 1st dibs on their players.

[mally]

 

 

 

This was the gun.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Ethan]

It was a gift

[Leo No.8]

Sociedad threatened Xabi with a sword when he left but it didn't stop him going. Glad the same went for Coates and this gun.

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

He'd better be careful, we have a gun now.

[owenthomas]

It's a crap gangster that sends someone they want to threaten a gun.

 

You've just given them the means to defend themselves you thick tvvat

:lol:

[Cobs]

He'd better be careful, we have a gun now.

[Epic Swindle]

This could be classic material.

[Stevie H]

It's a crap gangster that sends someone they want to threaten a gun.

 

You've just given them the means to defend themselves you thick tvvat

 

haha, quite. i thought the preferred method of intimidation was to send a bullet in the post rather than the gun itself.

[New York Red]

Perhaps he had a gun AND a baseball bat.

 

I'm just sayin...

[Cobs]

Perhaps he had a gun AND a baseball bat.

 

I'm just sayin...

And gave away the gun?

 

Brilliant

[Stevie H]

And gave away the gun?

 

Brilliant

reach for the sky this is a stick-up. actually could you just hold this gun for me for a minute while i get my baseball bat from the boot of the car?