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[Montse]

 

Rafa: Right lad, on Sunday, if that John Terry gives you grief, adopt that pose and he'll be down faster than that tosser Drogba......

[matty]

Rafa: You make me laugh. I am a bouncer on Edwards and I will kill you.

[DanielS]

Rafa: So you know, like I come to this club for the music, but I'm just not that into dancing. I like the way you move though...do you work out?

[Earl Hafler]

Can't touch this.

[Rich Gobey]

your a big man but your in bad shape. with me its a full time job.

Edited September 29, 2009 by Gobez

[anny road]

Rafa: You make me laugh. I am a bouncer on Edwards and I will kill you.

 

 

good memory, Matty

[Jonesy]

 

 

Benitez: Fear does not exist in this dojo, does it?

 

Torres: No, Sensei!

[Gunga Din]

Liverpool striker Fernando Torres trains under the watchful eye of boss Rafa Benitez.

[theredfella]

 

It's just a jump to the left...

[Chili Palmer]

Rafa: You're starting to piss me of with all this pretending to be a 1930's gangster

 

Torres: why I oughta...

[slapnuts]

Rafa: You make me laugh. I am a bouncer on Edwards and I will kill you.

 

ha

[stressederic]

Rafa: You make me laugh. I am a bouncer on Edwards and I will kill you.

 

Splendid

[MarkD]

Purple Rafa: Pop or slash?

Edited September 29, 2009 by MarkD

[Spike]

 

Nando explains Goatse to Rafa who responds with an imaginary erection

[Leo No.8]

Torres: Get back, I can see where that hand is going Rafa. You are the 27th man to try and feel my balls since that hat-trick at the weekend. In Tesco, at the cashpoint, now I'm not even safe on the training ground.

 

Now move slowly away before I clock you one.

[ManxRed]

Rafa: You make me laugh. I am a bouncer on Edwards and I will kill you.

 

[Tosh]

Do you think I look like Adebayor?

[anny road]

Rotate me again Rafa, go on...I dare you, I f***ing double dare you

[Kvarme Ate My Food]

Rotate me again Rafa, go on...I dare you, I f***ing double dare you

 

"and yourself, back to Spain"

[anny road]

"and yourself, back to Spain"

 

 

ha ha yes

 

Kev wasnt it?

[Kvarme Ate My Food]

ha ha yes

 

Kev wasnt it?

 

it was.

[San Diego Red]

"No, no, Rafa. It's 'Dragostea Din Tea'."

[AnfieldWestGaffer]

Benitez: Fear does not exist in this dojo, does it?

 

Torres: No, Sensei!

 

That gets my vote for the winner!

[Duncan Disorderly]

No matter how hard Torres pulled on the string, Rafa's sore tooth just wouldn't be dislodged.

[alli]

Liverpool player, Fernando Torres, and boss, Rafael Benitez, training on the pitch before a game agains Fiorentina.