Jonesy

I think it cos one was injured and completing contractual obligations the other was ill deemed well enough to attend but had give the squad a wide berth. I may have made some of not all of that up. Where's my contract bbc sport?

Sound like a clear case of divorce either that or constructive dismissal.

That's only ten to six in new money.

It was in Holland or Ibiza... I'm not sure

My birthday month ruined. Pfft!

D'oh wishing my life away. Thought it was Friday today... This has somehow ruined my day!

Has to be today doesn't it?

Won't someone think of Colin The Cones Pascoe

Shouldn't this be in the tv series thread?

He's in witness protection. We'll probably never hear from him again

Free Rui Pinto!

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That's near where I'm from in North Wales .

Yeah it was bonkers. He was so fast getting on to it. It was like he summoned up the ghosts of Mr Tickle and Inspector Gadget.