I'd love to believe this was true

[Cunny]

Got sent this by a mate (he's a Blackburn fan, so not really bothered about us or the mancs). Undoubtedly nonsense but we can hope...

 

**********************

 

A person I am told who is normally in the know for all things Man Utd has posted the following revalations about the red half of Manchester. Very interesting if true.

 

Vidic isn't injured, he is in fact in the process of being sold to either AC Milan or Barcelona for £55 million and that is the reason he has been withdrawn "injured" for two weeks.

He has caved in to pressure from his missus and although United have offered to up his salary by £30K he has said no.

He is apparently due to be sold as soon as we secure his replacement, an as yet unnamed 6'4 Dutch centre half...

 

It gets worse...

 

We were 60 days from administration, £60 million of the £80 million we got for Ronnie has gone on the debt, up to 15000 ST holders haven't renewed and although there is a 20,000 waiting list, very few have taken up the offer of an ST.

Fergie has been given the job of releasing assets for top price (Vidic, Ronaldo etc) and to win the league using youth players and/or cheap acquisitions and United are in the process of massive cost cutting to pay off sums we currently can't afford.

He is also being pressured to buy players on the cheap now and sell at profit in the coming years for the forseeable future to service the repayments on the debt.

[psl]

Would love it to be true too but I don't reckon Ferguson would hang around to watch it all turn to s*** under his stewardship.

[Sion]

That's a load of rubbish. They're in pretty much the same position as us finance wise, they're not that close to administration., The Ronaldo money going off debt bit is believeable though.

 

And surely no way anyone would pay £55m for Vidic

Edited August 11, 2009 by Sion

[MFletcher]

£55M for Vidic.

[Stefano]

Silly nonsense.

[Barnesy_10]

That's a load of rubbish. They're in pretty much the same position as us finance wise, they're not that close to administration., The Ronaldo money going off debt bit is believeable though.

 

And surely no way anyone would pay £55m for Vidic

..... Toure 15m......

 

55m sounds like a snip.

[muleskinner]

There are probably near identical emails doing the rounds about us.

[goodrobotusses]

Naaahh...

 

As amusing as it would be.

[Hassony]

There are probably near identical emails doing the rounds about us.

we are also selling vidic?

[surf]

there aren't any 6'4 dutch centre halves, we measure them in centimetres

[Cam]

there aren't any 6'4 dutch centre halves, we measure them in centimetres

Odd how they don't know his name but know exactly how tall he is.

 

That's where our amateur ITKs are going wrong.

[muleskinner]

we are also selling vidic?

 

We have no use for him any longer.

[growler]

would make sense to bank the 80mil against the capital. I was hoping that they wouldn't. Let the next manager coming in try and make a team of O'Shea, Brown and fletcher.

[Swagger]

Milan have no money, and if Barca had any serious money left after Zlatan they would have been in for Mascherano.

[Snoeker]

To be fair, Vidic would be value for money at that price in a league that doesn't feature Fernando Torres.

[Hassony]

To be fair, Vidic would be value for money at that price in a league that doesn't feature Fernando Torres.

Or eto, or anyone with pace

[Eiler99]

To be fair, Vidic would be value for money at that price in a league that doesn't feature Fernando Torres.

 

Or Bellamy.