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Man-love; is it wrong ?

 

I don't mean an excuse for a bit of botty action a la Bumback Mountain, I mean real, genuine, deep felt love. The kind where you know something is meant to be.

 

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Sung to the tune of 'Holding out for a Hero :

 

 

We've got Fernando

Liverpools Number nine

You know that he's fast

And you know that he's strong

And he left Vidic on his a***.

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you were doing ok until the lyrics.

 

 

 

Screw the lyrics, look at him. You can tell the feeling is reciprocated - its in his face every time he scores. He loves Liverpool as much as Liverpool loves him.

 

 

That '5' to the Mancs is the stuff of legend; I'll never forget that to the day I die.

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Yet the Insider in 442 magazine suggested that he is unsettled with life at Liverpool and is looking to move in the summer. I nearly spat my tea ouot when I read that garbage.

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I was in a sports shop on Sunday and found myself gently caressing a silver away top with Torres printed on the back. Never in all my years have I considered getting a player's name on a shirt. But I touched it tenderly and well, the police came, and i was carted off to the nick.

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On the offal news section "Torres wary of Turkish backlash" misread it to read something like "Torres in a Turkish bath" - needless to say I was very disappointed

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nevermind i'm getting my forum genny types mixed up

who was the one who really didn't like gay adoption?

 

I've arrived and I am embarrassed for the lot of you.

 

My mate Hitler would have something to say.

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