Oh Ashley Cole...

[Des]

they stuck a breathalyser in his hole (his mouth, that is)

[Des]

Oh wait, arrested for being drunk and disorderly, not drink driving.

 

STOP!

 

 

 

Carry on...

[ManxRed]

Couldn't happen to a nicer chap!

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

Mr Cole was held after swearing at police officers outside west London's The Collection bar and restaurant, BBC crime reporter Ben Ando said...Cole was held after swearing repeatedly at police and refusing to calm down after emerging from The Collection in South Kensington at around 2am

 

what a c***

[carrafan]

He really needs to know the difference between a referee and a policeman.

[Gilps]

Perhaps this will spark a much needed Respect campaign for coppers.

[matty]

Swearing at the police is ok. Don't see the problem.

[Billy Dane]

The Police clearly didn't know who they were dealing with. I expect an apology will be issued before the day is out.

[matty]

Anyone who sticks it to the filth is alright by me.

[DJS]

Christ, he's 28 already?

[John am Rhein]

Send him down

[Benzo-13]

Gotta be careful we don't get a player arrested at the Toilet after this latest precedent.

[ManxRed]

Someone needs to have a word with Mascherano and tell him not to ask any coppers for directions in the next few weeks.

[Guy_Incognito]

In other utter c*** related news

 

Ronaldo parks in penalty area

Brian Lashley

March 06, 2009

 

HIS footwork on the pitch may be second to none but Cristiano Ronaldo's parking is lousy.

 

The Manchester United star left his £137,000 Bentley Continental GT Speed in a disabled bay.

 

The Portuguese winger was with a pal when he parked the luxury motor in one of only two clearly marked disabled bays in the South Street car park in Alderley Edge.

 

The pair went to the nearby Italian restaurant Gusto and returned to the vehicle about an hour later. In January, Ronaldo was hit with a £70 fine for parking at a bus stop to go to the same restaurant.

 

Offence

 

One bystander, who told the player he shouldn't have parked there, said: "He came back as if he didn't have a care in the world, mumbled something then got in the car. He got an elbow the night before so maybe he has an injury and thinks he can park there."

 

Luckily for Ronaldo, 23, who earns about £120,000 a week, a traffic warden didn't spot his latest parking offence.

 

Helen Smith from Mobilise Organisation, a national campaign group aiming to put an end to the abuse of disabled parking bays, said: "It's extremely disappointing that someone like that should disregard the disabled bay.

 

"His selfish behaviour may have stopped a genuine disabled person from going about their business. He is not the first footballer to do this. They seem to think disabled bays are there for them."

 

Rules

 

The car park is run by Macclesfield council and a spokesman said: "Disabled bays are there for the people entitled to use them and not for people who flout the rules.

 

"He's very lucky he didn't get a ticket."

 

 

Ronaldo's agent did not return calls from the M.E.N.

 

A spokesman for Manchester United said: "It is a personal matter for the player."

[Bo Benn]

He should have told the police he was Jermaine Pennant.

[matty]

Sean = Robinho.

[pipnasty]

In other utter c*** related news

 

Ronaldo parks in penalty area

 

 

It seems that this is a pretty regular occurance for him. There have been quite a few stories in the MEN about him parking in disabled spaces.

[ManxRed]

If Karma exists, hopefully someone will make him 'disabled' in a crunching two foot up, studs showing leg breaker at the weekend.

 

Fingers crossed.

[Duncan Disorderly]

Couldn't happen to a nicer chap!

Do you reckon Cheryl will tell him to do one?

[Kahnee]

Do you reckon Cheryl will tell him to do one?

 

I think most people have forgotten her racist attack misunderstanding in a nightclub now, so the need to be married to a black bloke should have diminished...

[Earl Hafler]

I think most people have forgotten her racist attack misunderstanding in a nightclub now, so the need to be married to a black bloke should have diminished...

 

She's a vacuous bint. He's 24 carat c***.

 

It's what Max Clifford dreams about.

[Cam]

I think most people have forgotten her racist attack misunderstanding in a nightclub now, so the need to be married to a black bloke should have diminished...

But he still needs the convenient arrangement...