Meeting S.A.F

[domlfc]

He's been in to my work about 4 times now, I see all the manc supporters getting all excited saying he's this and he's that. I hate it because to me he is man utd personified and I hate the mancs as most of us do. I am just hoping I am never put in the position where it is expected that I shake his hand, IT WON'T HAPPEN. What would you do?

[smithdown]

*sniff* *sniff*

 

"Have you shat yourself again?"

[Murphman]

S.A.F.?

 

It's wrong.

 

I'd shake his hand under those circumstances. I'd have to have a briliant and witty dig ready mind.

Edited October 6, 2008 by Murphman

[Jacks Jackie Jackson]

He's been in to my work about 4 times now,

 

 

Which distillery do you work in?

[Sion]

I'd make a point of saying his name without using sir for a start

[domlfc]

S.A.F.?

 

It's wrong.

 

I'd shake his hand under those circumstances. I'd have to have a briliant and witty dig ready mind.

Try to avoid any contact at all to be honest, its the best way.

[Woodsyla]

I'd make a point of saying his name without using sir for a start

'Pleased to meet you Mr Ferguson'

'It's Sir Alex'

'Really ?'

[Ronnie Whelan]

Take a leaf out of Joe Kinnear's book:

 

Dom lfc: Which one here is Alex Ferguson

AF: That'd be me.

Dom lfc: You're a c***.

[stressederic]

S.A.F.?

 

It's wrong.

 

I'd shake his hand under those circumstances. I'd have to have a briliant and witty dig ready mind.

 

How long are you expecting him to stand there?

[John am Rhein]

He's been in to my work about 4 times now, I see all the manc supporters getting all excited saying he's this and he's that. I hate it because to me he is man utd personified and I hate the mancs as most of us do. I am just hoping I am never put in the position where it is expected that I shake his hand, IT WON'T HAPPEN. What would you do?

 

Knee him in the boll*cks and chant 'Fergie, Shut Your Mouth!'

[Duncan Disorderly]

If you can get through all that gin and whiskey in his massive, pock-marked red beaker...

 

Edited October 6, 2008 by Duncan Disorderly

[surf]

Take a leaf out of Joe Kinnear's book:

 

Dom lfc: Which one here is Alex Ferguson

AF: That'd be me.

Dom lfc: You're a c***.

 

 

[surf]

How long are you expecting him to stand there?

 

i feel a cunning plan brewing where fergie is left standing with murph for 726 days with the mancs crashing and burning in his absence

Edited October 6, 2008 by surf

[floyd]

Wear one of these,

 

 

but make sure it's wired up to deliver 60 trillion volts.

[Spike]

get one of those electrocuting pens for 1.88 on play and ask for an autograph. Record and youtube when he drops a load in his kecks and swears at you

[aka Dus]

Which distillery do you work in?

 

Heh heh!!

[Behind Enemy Lines]

"I never had the pleasure of meeting Sir Bob or Shanks; now that would have been really something, ahr well... by the way is that smell coming from your pants?"

[dorgie]

He seems such a nice man......I'd just shake his hand and give him a nice gift to mark the occassion..........

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[charlie clown]

Workbloke - "Hey. Dom, can you come over to meet Sir Alex"

 

Dom - "Oh, alright..... Er. who did he say you were again?"

[drdooom]

"Who are you and what do you want?".

[Behind Enemy Lines]

wot no A@A option?

[Ostrich Man]

"Its a pleasure and a privilege to meet you Sir Alex, I may support liverpool but nonetheless I admire what you have achieved in your career and it would be churlish to deny you are the greatest manager of the last 30 years, if not ever."

[Billy Dane]

"Hi Alex, you seem familiar, have you met me before?"

[Spike]

"Its a pleasure and a privilege to meet you Sir Alex, I may support liverpool but nonetheless I admire what you have achieved in your career and it would be churlish to deny you are the greatest manager of the last 30 years, if not ever."

 

16 years tbf

 

do the 6 years he failed to win anything and nearly got the sack count?

[Ostrich Man]

Aberdeen...anyway when did paisley retire/die?