What Should You Say/Shout?

[John am Rhein]

What should you say (or preferably) shout if you meet certain football players, managers, etc. on the street/in a pub/etc?

 

Terry Venables - "Terry, Terry, ...do you wanna buy a watch?"

 

Milan Baros - "Valet parking?"

 

Jason McAteer - "One hundred and eighty!!!!"

[Ostrich Man]

mascherano - "whats happening?"

[Hassony]

Terry - Whassup Street Dog

[pipnasty]

"As rule, I don't normally give money to drunken tramps but seeing as I am in a good mood here is 10p, yer smelly b*****d' - Alex Ferguson

[Ostrich Man]

"camarero gordo, paella y 3 cervezas ahora"

[Bigal]

I thought taggert was dead to Alex ferguson

[Ostrich Man]

Skrtel - "leave chorlton and the wheelies alone"

[johngibo YPC]

Push over Rio Ferdinand

"You've been Murked son"

[MarkD]

Point at Tim Howard and shout, "You, stop swearing"

[Kvarme Ate My Food]

Skrtel - "leave chorlton and the wheelies alone"

 

Veron, surely

[Gunga Din]

i got thrown out of the Living Room in Manchester a few years ago for calling the Neville brothers a pair of inbred c****.

[Guest Ant]

To Rooney

 

"f*** off you Granny shagging Mancunian Turncoat gimp"

[Guest Raisbeck]

To Andy Gray

 

"I love you, and your unbiased approach to football journalism"

[stressederic]

"There he is, over there. Release the rabid, sexually frustrated rhino before that c*** has chance to run away."

 

No prizes for guessing.

[Florist Cinema Pond Goal]

Ruud van Nistelrooy - 'why the long face?'

[Ostrich Man]

Veron, surely

its says forlan there.

[scoose]

someone shouted at cesare maldini in the main stand once

 

"eh - sit down f***en brian ferry"

 

and I remember someone calling peter schmichael whigfield which amused me

[John am Rhein]

"As rule, I don't normally give money to drunken tramps but seeing as I am in a good mood here is 10p, yer smelly b*****d' - Alex Ferguson

 

better than 'Fergie shut your mouth!'

[Spike]

I asked Theo Walcott what Svens c**k tasted like during the FA cup game last year. I was very drunk.

[mick]

Stephen Hunt - "fuvk off - I don't need my drive tarred"

 

Tracey Neville - "alright Phil - how's your sister keeping?"

 

Wayne Rooney's brother who has 'apparently' declared for Ireland - "can you point out Ireland on a map please?"

[carrafan]

Mascherano: 'f*** off f*** off f*** off f*** off f*** off f*** off f*** off f*** off"

[John am Rhein]

Alan Sugar - "W*nker!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

(a mate actually did that at Heathrow Airport)

[johngibo YPC]

Alan Sugar - "W*nker!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

(a mate actually did that at Heathrow Airport)

 

i bet he cried into his money for days

[floyd]

Ferdinand - £60 a gram, and it's pure?

Terry - Is it true your mum like's it up the Gary Glitter?

Ferguson - How much money have you took in bungs, and when did you stop?

[John am Rhein]

i bet he cried into his money for days

 

Yeah, rich b*stard