Best name in football

[Maldini]

From our u18s match report today

 

First David Amoo's run and cross from the right was drilled just over by Astrit Ajdarevic before a period of sustained Reds pressure saw the ball run loose to Nathan Eccleston, but his instinctive shot on the turn was well parried by visiting keeper Danzelle St L Hamilton.

[jfogarty]

Theres a Tom Cruise playing for Arsenal reserves isn't there?? Poor kid

 

Hearing Zhirkov's name when hes playing for Russia always makes me laugh.

[New York Red]

Isn't there a player named "f*cks" from Brazil?

[floyd]

Stefan Kuntz - Germany.

[Stevie H]

it's still seychelles captain johnny moustache.

[Andy @ Allerton]

Best team name ever is the "Dangerous Darkies" - noticed it on SWOS years ago and looked it up and it's a real team

 

[L19red]

long since retired, but Segar b*****d has to be a contender, and other goodies are Harry Daft and Bongo Christ.

Edited February 10, 2008 by L19red

[PhilM]

Isn't there a player named "f*cks" from Brazil?

 

Argelico f***s.

 

Went by the shirt name "Argel". I think he's retired now though.

[pipnasty]

long since retired, but Segar b*****d has to be a contender, and other goodies are Harry Daft and Bongo Christ.

 

 

 

 

Bongo Christ wins

[Kvarme Ate My Food]

Bongo Christ comes up every time

 

sadly, there is no Bongo Christ

 

there's a Christ Bongo, but that's somehow nowhere near as good

[fyds]

John Arne Riise always makes me laugh.

[Hassony]

John Arne Riise always makes me laugh.

 

but what about his name?

[Mike]

jeferson farfan and wagner love, of course

[muleskinner]

Bernt Haas

[Foo]

From Wikipedia: Some of f***s' fame stems arguably from his peculiar (at least to English-speakers) sounding name which resembles forms of the English profanity "f***". This has led to a variety of double-entendre headlines including a(n)(in)famous one from Eurosport.com entitled "Argel f***s off to Benfica".

 

Haha.