Jarg Armani

Exactly. FA Cup reffing has really hit the big time in the past few seasons.

Slot has shown this season that he would be fine with a smaller squad, but needs a couple more subs he can trust. This is probably too mad but if people want 6 in I reckon it would mean offloading 9 or 10. That means all of: Trent, Nunez, Elliott, Chiesa, Endo, Tsimikas, Kelleher, Diaz, Quansah or Gomez.

We need one but I can imagine that right back being Joe Zemog, looking like someone familiar, maybe with a little moustache.

He only cost 10m, as long as we didn’t play him too much and trigger the add ons - doubt this was anywhere close! We will flip him and make 10m I reckon.

That’s not what the owners and directors will be thinking. 1 full back, Bradley will be like a new signing on the right. 1 forward (if we sell Nunez). No midfielder, we’ve realised we don’t need a Zubimendi now, Grav can do it. No central defender, VVD plays every game so how many do you really need? This is a slight exaggeration but there’s no way we are signing 6 so these will be the briefings during the summer if it starts to get feisty. Along with a couple of sagas that end with us deciding player x isn’t worth club y’s valuation.

That was why I wanted him f*cked off last summer. Imagine going into that last tricky run of games needing wins and having to rely on him, like at all?

Ha ha I don’t know what to say when people post that video really. It got shared the other week on Facebook as if it was a new clip, people from school were all over it.

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They’ve been very generous. Haven’t ever let us sit with any peril for longer than a day or so.

He’s been a lot better in terms of availability but still missed quite a chunk. VVD’s constant availability is still underrated.

Same as with the refs. They knew he had their number. Stealing a living, crap at their jobs, doing the bare minimum whilst - crucially - thinking they are doing something important and brilliant.

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Yeah! He’s a scouser as well! I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone from Liverpool who supports Liverpool who has a bad word to say about Klopp. In fact I’m certain.

Yeah. No possible way that could backfire into a situation where we get neither Huijsen or a new deal for a now pissd off Ibou.

Who doesn't love goal involvements? When you think about it, they must be the best stat to associate yourself with as a footy player.

This is basically how I remembered it too, without doing any checking. Nice one Cobs. Swipe, stop trying to be nice, we will stamp down upon it with great prejudice. Christ, didn't check the new page and now the other shoe has dropped

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My phone told me it wasn't a word but I ploughed on. No silicone valley bot is stealing my brain cells.

Except the guy wearing it who has come dressed as it, follicularly. I do wonder whether Adidas were a bit put out. I mean, I get that you like the kit boys, but you don’t have to sign players that look like it.

I’m reading that last bit like Marcellus Wallace talking to Butch about throwing the fight in pulp fiction.

Glenn Hysen was like one of the horsemen of the apocalypse for me as a young LFC fan. The idea that Liverpool could make a dodgy signing, a crap, grey haired man with a funny name, was very unsettling to me. That feeling of unease continued.