Andy Mac

I was talking to a friend of mine who works in a Press Office of a large corporation based in London and has several contacts within the BBC. Apparently, and this is third hand dont forget, KM was absolutely s***ting himself before he took the stage in Dartford. The late announcement of his appearance was as much to do with him pulling out through "bottling it" as it was to get the surprise factor and deter Liverpool Fans from turning up.

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I think Rafa is a brilliant manager and I don't just mean the team. He is setting the agenda for the club. First team building; need for investment; bigger stadium; more investment in youth and potentialy top class players. Setting priorities. The pinnacle being winning the Premiership then European Cup, FA Cup and then League Cup. Rotating the squad with the whole season in mind, utilising the squad to develop talent and win games according to his priorities. Developing hugely successful relationships. The players ( who all say he is briiliant ) the fans (who by and large idolise him) the media ( he is media savvy and comfortable in the role as spokesperson for the club and more importantly handles the media well, re-butting falsehoods and sensationalism and quite appropriately pointing out when they "get at him" stating clearly "ok critisise me but look at the trophies we've won using my methods." The main thing about him and what marks him out as a great man and manager is that you can trust him. He doesn't spout s*** e, he is straightforward and honest. He makes decisions ( which are usually correct ) but when they aren't or don't bare fruition, he corrects them and moves on. We are truly lucky to have this man as the manager of the club. I hope (and no doubt he does to) that he takes this club to winning the League and many more trophies. But you can bet your bottom dollar that he'll leave the club at every level in a better position than he inherited it.

Said the source about urinating and stealing from dying/dead bodies came from a Liverpool News Agency - formerly he's said it was from the local police and a Conservative MP previously.

I don't mind that to be honest. Shows a level of humour. At least Arsenal fans will be able to get it out of the cupboard twice a year

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Dartford, eh? Whereabouts. Does anybody know? Town Hall? Theatre? TV studio. Is it shown live?

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Lyon can be backed at about 10/1 to win the European Cup. I've seen worse value, Chelsea at 7/2 for a start

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The Betfair forum seems to suggest he's already done a deal to go to Spurs . Or it could be bluster aka "bulls***" to attract saps to place bets on it

As I said it was only a few quid. Probably b******s anyway. Also, you never know if this sort of convo happens in Madrid American Soccer President "So David, you're coming to America. We're all looking forward to seeing you playing soccer with us" Beckham "I was going to join your club, but Victoria says I can't now 'cos she's missing Essex so much" ASP "Well, that sure is a shame David we had everything ready for you. Do you do everything your wife tells you? Beckham "Oh yes, she wears the trousers in our house. Isn't that right, darling?" VB "Oh do shut up, David"

I took 3/1 about his moving to a club in the US ( next move after Real Madrid) after speaking to a mate of mine, who's brother is a goalkeeping coach and helped train Tim Howard before his move to Man Utd. He reckons Beckham has agreed to join a Los Angeles team (Galaxy?). Only put a few quid on but thought it was a fair punt!

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Sell Carra - he makes too many mistakes

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Just his leg or is he coxless too? Coat!

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