PhilM

Wasn't it allegedly that Keeley Hazell one with the massive norks?

She's a rough old skank and no mistake.

Skrtel is the only defender in our squad who has had a decent effort in dealing with Drogba.

A dog? Really? You have high standards.

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Dead chuffed for Insua, but Maradona is proving to be a crazier manager than anyone could have realised. He's left out Maxi Rodriguez and Javier Zanetti and called up Jonas Guttierez and Coloccini, the beak filled loon.

I think people turning their backs on him would be more effective.

Has anyone else heard that Ryan Giggs has just scored a fifth for them?

Watch the video on Youtube. They immediately carried on playing.

That's ridiculous bringing that up. Roy Carroll made out that the ball hadn't crossed the line, no other players were within 25-30 yards, the ref was right by the half way line, and the linesman for that end was quite rightly level with the last defender. What are you trying to say should have been done about it? Hardly any of the Spurs players protested either, so it's not like it was a blatant example of refereeing bias.

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This one is a corker. Watch Gary Neville at the end.

Bosko Balaban turned out to be a good player after he left Villa. Funny that. Calling Mutu a flop is a bit odd though. He was a good player for Chelsea.

We're only one point worse off than we were in the equivalent fixtures last year.

Ajax had Davids, Seedorf, Kluivert, Bogarde, Reizeger, the De Boers, and Overmars from the same youth team didn't they?

That's s*** though, what we should do is play pretty passes and refuse to shoot unless we've strung together 19 successive passes and have the ball less than 6 yards out.

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Wasn't that Dean Saunders' challenge on Paul Elliott which allegedly did that?

Javi Navarro on Juan Arango. It's hard to see what happens initially, but watch the replay.

Purple Aqui?

Edwin Congo

They'll be feeling better when they find out that Citeh are going to pay more than we paid for Torres for him.

Whatever he said, whatever he did, he didn't mean it.

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