Guy_Incognito

Can you still get them? I've not seen them in ages, which leads me to believe that their rarity would price them out of Diao's range. They were some crisps, but had the highest embarrassment to taste ratio of any crisps, due to their ridiculous smell.

And it wasn't even a free kick that led to their fecking goal "Evens out over the season" my erse...

I'd like to see Leeds go up just for when Alan Smith has to play against them.

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My fecking ESPN channel doesn?t work. I sat down to watch the 4-0 vs the Glams the other week and it was all distorted and kept stopping. Gutted, I was.

That's brilliant. When did he say that?

Being repeated on Sky Sports2 now if anyone's interested. Presently 1-0 down

Surely he means "Liverpool 7 (seven) Tottenham 0" As opposed to if he'd fecked up and a measly "Liverpool 6 Tottenham 0". Who wants that?

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And he's wearing blue...

What a fecking pass.

I didn't mean on the telly, he's just rung me up...

21 minutes gone - first mention of the '99 final by Tylesdley.

And Sheffield Fecking Wednesday stayed up. Could have gone better.

RIP

One of my mates takes this approach to his girlfriends and ensuring that they remain 18.

Anyone know where I can get some free celebrity pictures?

I don't speak Italian, but I like the look of these reasons...

They've been arrested Swansea players arrested for Cardiff slur Club also in dock following Millennium Stadium celebrations Staff and agencies Wednesday April 5, 2006 Trundle and his offending T-shirt. Photograph: Paul Gilham/Getty. Swansea duo Lee Trundle and Alan Tate have been arrested by police and charged by the Football Association of Wales following the anti-Cardiff obscenities they paraded at the Millennium Stadium. Trundle scored the opening goal to set Swansea on their way to a 2-1 win but after the victory he showed off a Welsh flag bearing the words "f*** off Cardiff" and donned a T-shirt on which a cartoon showed a man urinating on a Cardiff No9 shirt. Tate also held the flag aloft. Both items are believed to have been thrown to him by Swansea fans. Neither player has yet been charged by police but in a statement, South Wales Police said: "South Wales Police have arrested a 23-year-old man and a 29-year-old man on suspicion of section four public order offences. Both men have been bailed until the end of April." Swansea manager Kenny Jackett has insisted: "I honestly don't think the players knew what they were doing, it was something that was in the heat of the moment and I'm sure they regret their actions." But defender Tate and striker Trundle could now face bans after also being hit by an FAW charge today. A statement from the Welsh FA read: "The Football Association of Wales has concluded that charges will be issued against Swansea City FC and two of their players Lee Trundle and Alan Tate. These charges are in connection with the events which followed the conclusion of the Football League Trophy Final played on Sunday, April 2 2006." Swansea have strongly condemned the players' actions but have yet to reveal if they plan to punish the guilty parties.

He's like Steve Nichol but with smaller feet

Do they actually start drawing the teams at 12.55, or is there a bit of bollix before hand, like for the EC draw? Bit of an odd time, and I might not be able to make it to the pub if it is 12.55.

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I'd be more than happy for that, just to see the reception that Alan Smith would get against them.

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