Guy_Incognito

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Cheers for that

Anyone know where I can get a strip with the European style numbering on it? I know someone posted a link to a website that did it, but I've done a search and couldn't find it, so if someone could point me in the direction of that, or possibly somewhere else that does it, I'd be real fecking grateful. Ta.

I watched the 3-1 derby last season in there when I was visiting that London. If you were in there then, I was the one swearing like I had tourrets when Gerrard was sent off.

Full time

1-0 to the Erse Adebayor 5 mins to go

I know. Gray's banging on about "It'd be interesting if Gerrard went to Benitez and said I don't want to play on the right, or off the striker, I want to play in the middle". You can't just make s*** up, Andy. It'd also be interesting if Gerrard went to Benitez and said "I want to nob your wife" doesn't mean it's gonna happen. Ya fecking g*******.

Especially as I got knocked back for tickets for the fecker.

now now, it's Stevie's Grandma

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Don't you remember? We always said that the ball went over the line, it was Gallas who chose not to clear it away in time. Regards The Ministry of Truth

I'm a big fan of the way they go on about Gallas saying that he'd score an own goal or deliberately make mistakes, then they mention that he didn't want to play in the Semi Final against Liverpool, and as they mention it on Sky they show Gallas fecking up which leads to Garcia scoring the winner. The implication being - in my own little mind anyway - that he didn't want to play, they made him play and he fecked up on purpose, hence Liverpool were able to win. Funny how that was the only game he didn't want to play in last season, cos I would have thought that if he didn't want to play in that - one of the biggest of the season - then there'd be others that he wouldn't want to play in they could have mentioned.

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I've a '77 shirt signed by Rush, Dalglish, Keegan and Owen. That's the main reason I was gutted Owen left - only 3 fecking legends on it now, could've been 4. I actually hear that that was one of the main factors in his decision to go.

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I'll be there with my mate from work for one before and one after I think. Looking to get the 10.49 or 11.07 train if you're interested, big fella.

Someone stop him! He's using the mockers on us!

Paletta's injured, isn't he?

Good noise being made by our fans

I used to go to school with Rob Hulse. My mate Wash gave him a black eye. He had a very punchable face. And now he's fouling Jamie Carragher. That is all.