Guy_Incognito

He got nearly as much congratulations from the players for his part in that as Kuyt and Gerrard did. Hugs and high fives a plenty.

I hate to be a pendant*, but is it not just try saying beer can in your own accent, and it not sound like a West Indian saying bacon? Unless you're a West Indian, and then you can just cut out the middle man and say bacon. *I actually don't, I quite enjoy it as this is my first time doing so on these boards.

I texted a glam saying that I was surprised that it took 40 minutes before I heard them, but that my hearing must be getting worse. He replied "Why don't you enjoy the game rather than listen to our fans? Typical Scouse". He then went on to say "We're dicking them. 2-0 I reckon to the might of the reds"... Beautiful.

Did anyone see that bit last night where he skinned a couple of players and got into the box one on one with the Celtic keeper? It looked like he'd made his mind up to take a dive, but the Celtic keeper didn't go diving in at his feet and just stood his ground. Placcy didn't know what to do and ended up just letting the ball dribble out of play. It was ace.

Alot of Glams seem to forget that they only beat Celtic through a Giggs dive, but that's quite good for me as I have really enjoyed reminding them today. They should all be grateful, anyway, cos they should really be out on away goals today...

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Any chance we could lay off referring to the c*** as "fergie" please? Thanks. Oh, and Liam Miller.

I think you'll find it's only the hardest game if it's their first game of the season. If you play them any later than that then their spirits will have been broken, and you'll walk it. It's actually an indictment of your team that you only just scraped past them, and actually proves that we're gonna win the league. Sometimes I think that you just don't pay attention to this forum...

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It's the perfect crime!

So what happens if he's still fecking rubbish in the middle then? What can it be blamed on then?

I remembered, but only cos I was watching the DVD of it on Sunday, so it would have been quite shameful for me not to.

That's not strictly true now, is it? (I just wanted an excuse to get that thread resurrected)

It was Jamie and he did, yeah. I'd forgotten about that. Good job, cos I don't think I could have taken being much more angry last night.

Anybody watch the England highlights on Sky last night? Fecking Redknapp came out with "I honestly think that if he has to stay on the right then he'll leave Liverpool" Then he started off with some completely made up tale about how he thinks that Gerrard's gone in to Rafa and said "I was on the right against Arsenal, we lost 3-0 and I didn't enjoy it"! He was going on as if it had actually happened, and it's just not what he thought had happened. I was f***ing fuming.

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...the fecking illiterate racist...

Puts it all into perspective, doesn't it.

On the subject of Scholes diving - which we're not - anyone remember his shocker in the Worthington Cup Final against us? There was literally no contact down he goes. He didn't get a free kick for it, mind. Just thought I'd bring it up.

One of my mates who's a glam sent me texts at half time of the EC final. Then he did it when we were 3-1 down against Luton. And he did it AGAIN in the fecking FA Cup final. So if any of you Glams want to blame anyone for our success, I think you should look to him. (Incidentally, I waited until full time to reply to all of them)