Michael

Porto 1 Chelsea 0 and Terry has gone off injured, replaced by Mikel.

Gonzalez: "Oh my god it's ball, what do we do with that?" Zenden: "Just ignore it, it will go away"

He'll retire wendy time is right...... I'll get me coat

Looks like the French authorities and police have learned absolutely nothing from Hillsborough.

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I wonder how to judge Warnock today though. I can't help thinking that Walcott has been a big disappointment for Arsenal and if we had bought him and he had put in the same performances for us as he has so far in an Arsenal shirt, he would have been slaughtered. Admittedly Warnock did his job well, but he also, as you say, did commit a woeful challenge which should have resulted in a penalty and cost Blackburn the game.

Craig Bellamy: "There you go, Stevie, you owe me a ton" Stevie G: "No, Craig, I said £100 bet you can't get a hole in one, not a hole in John"

Whether or not there is any truth in this, we should put these players on Ebay issue a complete refutation now just to end the speculation.

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I would honestly consider putting Momo, Xabi and Mascherano in front of the back four and let Gerrard, Bellamy and one of Crouch/Kuyt take care of grabbing an away goal.

It was actually in the UEFA cup semi final of 1976, but I completely agree with the rest of your post. I'm optimistic too, especially for next season.

Four candles...............no, fork 'andles, 'andles for forks!

ignore

Sports journalists in this country are just gossip columnists sent to football grounds.

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He's breathing

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Combining it with Redwire's post I assume it says he is worth 10 million, but Newcastle have offered 20 million.

We have a buy back option, although if he doesn't want to come back I assume that is totally useless.

Rafa: Hey Billy boy, wanna be a club with real pulling power? Rick: Yeah, yeaaaah, yeaaaaaaaaaaaah

It's fantastic timing. We can pick him up tomorrow night and stick him in the boot.

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Rafa: "Rick, this is the third guy who reckons he's bought us. What the hell have you done?"