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  1. Michael

    Coronavirus

    Apparently car dealers won’t open until June. The throttle has detached itself on my car and they can’t even look at it until then even though it’s under guarantee. They gave me a courtesy car within a day of reporting the fault.
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    2019/2020

    That’s the key point. If you have no crowd you are pretty much playing at a neutral venue anyway even if you are in your own stadium.
  3. Michael

    Coronavirus

    They really should run them outdoors, they’ll have more room.
  4. Michael

    Coronavirus

    To be fair, if they are racing against Cambridge Analytica, we will all be.
  5. Michael

    Coronavirus

    Surely you mean a showgirl unless the others live in the same house as her.
  6. Michael

    Coronavirus

    Is he just reading out the fecking Yellow Pages?
  7. Michael

    Coronavirus

    And at the end of the year: Brexit.
  8. Michael

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    I’m sorry to hear that. Your uncle can’t blame himself if your aunt begged him not to do it. My mum died in that very hospital so it kind of hits home when you talk about it. I wish you and your aunt all the best.
  9. Michael

    Coronavirus

    If you cant afford a phone, can you still exercise?
  10. Michael

    Coronavirus

    Hancock’s Half Hour.
  11. Michael

    Coronavirus

    Trump throwing Johnson under the bus at the moment.
  12. Michael

    Coronavirus

    Yep, later today he will tell the tide not to come in: Belarusian President Alexander Lukashenko has laughed off the suggestion that his country should try to stem the spread of the coronavirus, because he can't see the virus "flying around". Speaking to a TV reporter at an indoor ice hockey match, he also claimed that crowds at the match were fine because the coldness of the stadium would prevent the virus from spreading. There is no evidence that this could be the case and the coronavirus cannot be seen with the naked eye. Unlike most of Europe, Belarus has not placed any restrictions on sports events. "There are no viruses here," Mr Lukashenko said. "You haven't seen them flying around, have you? I don't see them either! This is a fridge. Sport, particularly the ice, this fridge here, that's the best antiviral cure!”
  13. Michael

    Coronavirus

    He doesn’t need it, the philandering tw*t has probably already got the clap .
  14. Michael

    Coronavirus

    Around 3pm. It seems the later you go the less busy it is. Also if you need provisions, the big Sainsbury in Shirley is by far the best stocked in the whole of Solihull.
  15. Michael

    Coronavirus

    I went shopping in Solihull yesterday and only had to queue for about five minutes. Depends on the time of day I guess.
  16. Michael

    Coronavirus

    One outage of the electricity and it’s all pointless.
  17. Michael

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    They are already spinning it. Both Javid and Hunt have thanked Johnson for his “strong leadership”. Expect to see that exact phrase repeated by every Tory MP when they mention him.
  18. Michael

    Coronavirus

    That’s why he wants a corporate slush fund built into the trillion dollar plus financial relief bill going through both houses. His administration can dispense that part of it as they see fit without any supervision of congress i.e. his failing resorts and golf clubs will make more money than they ever have done.
  19. Michael

    Coronavirus

    Doesn’t the government announcement tonight mean that he has to close the stores regardless of his wishes?
  20. Michael

    Coronavirus

    Well my iPhone only does 4G so I am off out socialising.
  21. Michael

    Coronavirus

    “Stasi Stacey does Schlachtensee“. It’s a classic.
  22. Michael

    Coronavirus

    Tough as teak, thick as two short planks of it.
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    Nice to see we are all in it together: Budget airline EasyJet has asked pilots and cabin crew to agree to sweeping changes in their terms and conditions, as part of its response to coronavirus. Among the proposed changes are a freeze on planned pay rises and a requirement to take three months of unpaid leave. The airline would also no longer provide food for crew during their shifts, only water. People close to the talks said the proposals went down very badly, particularly among pilots. However, there remains a willingness to make concessions in order to avoid redundancies. Further talks between EasyJet and unions representing pilots and cabin crew are expected today. Meanwhile, EasyJet's chief executive Johan Lundgren has defended the payment of £170m in dividends to shareholders, at a time when the company is seeking financial help from the government.
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