Michael

Keeper substituted after 16 minutes because he is so bad.

Spurs Unbelievable

I’m more afraid of our own defenders.

Disallowed

Even better , Romero will be back to get his next red.

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I reckon his original quote was: “None of the teams I managed could win a trophy aura promotion aura bloody point, but I like to have a go at other managers”

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Wolves equalise after Trossard tried to see out the last eight minutes by pretending to be injured. I am surprised Martinelli didn’t shove him off the pitch.

According to TNT the “Monaco Ultras” are boycotting the first 45 minutes of their game tonight. Maybe they are protesting being an oxymoron.

So not Slot then

I thought once Mbuemo had slipped Raya, he would pass

I should have phrased it better. I was making out you wanted him shot

I thought he’s doing quite well.

Donnaruma has faced 4 shots, he has saved 1.

Pep will later point out that it is unfair that they had to play 2 teams at the same time straight after the Manchester derby when Doku could have lost a patella and all charges should be dropped because they are political and he knows nothing about any possible shenanigans and they need more players as Guehi and Semenyo are lonely and new and if only he had more money to compete and that incident in the second half should have been a penalty.

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You know, when you think about it, Arsenal only beat them with an own goal in the fourth minute of added time. I don’t know if anyone has mentioned that.

Surely that would be his hand then?

I wouldn’t judge any of the summer signings in a malfunctioning team. Wirtz, Isak and Ekitike are top class players, Frimpong and Kerkez were highly sought after and haven’t lost it overnight. Sooner or later we will get a new manager who will not have any allegiance to Salah, Van Dijk, Robertson or any other player isn’t in their prime. They’ve been brilliant, but this isn’t Italy. Clear the decks, clear the wages and get some legs, passion and hunger to go with the undoubted talent.

We really could do with a dominant, commanding midfielder. Wirtz will be great for us, but we need someone who is as willing to kick his teammates as the opposition.

This lot could teach the Portuguese national team about cheating. They are going down more than England wickets in Australia.

He seems to get away with really nasty tackle in almost every game. His luck ran out today.

Happy days, Give Slot a raise!