The Guardian's prediction place thing

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

here we go again

1 - Arsenal - get to f***
2 - City
3 - The madhouse that is Chelsea
4 - Iraola's Champions Elect
5 - The Mancs
6 - Spurs
7 - Villa
8 - Brentford
9 - Brighton
10 - The Ev
11 - Forest
12 - Leeds 
13 - Bournemouth
14 - Sunderland
15 - Fulham
16 - Crystal Palace
17 - Newcastle
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18 - Coventry
19 - Ipswich
20 - Hull

Edited August 21 by Sir Tokyo Sexwale

[Cobs]

predicting Arsenal to win the League right now is as obvious as predicting us to win it this time last year, which the Guardian did

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

City 2nd? Us & the Mancs 4th & 5th?

[Cobs]

1 minute ago, Sir Tokyo Sexwale said:

City 2nd? Us & the Mancs 4th & 5th?

it'll be City 2nd, mancs 4th, us 5th, Spurs 6th

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

1 hour ago, Cobs said:

it'll be City 2nd, mancs 4th, us 5th, Spurs 6th

big punt on almost relegated 2x in a row, Spurs that

[YugoB]

Chelsea 3rd is mad for me personally

[Cobs]

9 hours ago, YugoB said:

Chelsea 3rd is mad for me personally

no European football, one game a week, massive squad of players - it's what the mancs did last year

[Conrad]

9 hours ago, YugoB said:

Chelsea 3rd is mad for me personally

they massively underperformed last year

Alonso could make a difference

Rogers will be brilliant. 

I expect them to finish Top 3

[Cobs]

54 minutes ago, Conrad said:

they massively underperformed last year

Alonso could make a difference

Rogers will be brilliant. 

I expect them to finish Top 3

yeah - dunno if Alonso is all that but he's bound to be a massive upgrade on Rosenior

[Begbie]

I reckon it looks reasonable so far...can make a case for us, Chelsea and rhe mancs to finish any order from 3-5

[Jarg Armani]

I suspect Chelsea, Spurs and United might be good. Villa will still be good. Arsenal will still be really good. City too probably. Us possibly. It's going to be a different sort of season to the previous 2.

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

2 hours ago, Begbie said:

I reckon it looks reasonable so far...can make a case for us, Chelsea and rhe mancs to finish any order from 3-5

we're winning it. (obviously)

[Hassony]

On 10/08/2026 at 14:51, Cobs said:

predicting Arsenal to win the League right now is as obvious as predicting us to win it this time last year, which the Guardian did

Word

They've not retained the title for over 90 years fwiw 

Edited August 13 by Hassony

[Cam]

50 minutes ago, Hassony said:

They've not retained the title for over 90 years fwiw 

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

21 hours ago, Hassony said:

Word

They've not retained the title for over 90 years fwiw 

WHAT HAVE YOU JUST DONE!!!!

[Cobs]

The Ev in 10th seems bold

[Nathan Explosion]

It is now.

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

next up - Monday Hull & Ipswich; Tuesday - Leeds and IRA-ola's champions elect

Guardian's Fan's predictions

a*** - 14

City - 3

Liverpool - 1 - guess who 

Chelsea - 1 - f*** off Forest

Spurs - 1 

[Paulie Walnuts]

On 13/08/2026 at 07:14, Cobs said:

no European football, one game a week, massive squad of players - it's what the mancs did last year

Won’t be long before they are dealing with a lot of unmotivated and pi**ed off players then….. 

[dyl]

10 hours ago, Sir Tokyo Sexwale said:

next up - Monday Hull & Ipswich; Tuesday - Leeds and IRA-ola's champions elect

Guardian's Fan's predictions

a*** - 14

City - 3

Liverpool - 1 - guess who 

Chelsea - 1 - f*** off Forest

Spurs - 1 

Particularly liked the Spurs fan's tip for the first manager to be sacked

Edited August 16 by dyl

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

3 promoted predicted to go straight back down

would that be the 2nd time in 3y or 3rd time in 4y?

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

here's Liverpool

IT'S NOT ME - The guardian have Leeds and Bournemouth both 12th

[Benzo-13]

Chelsea have no decent striker and collection of s***e keepers. Coaching not gonna fix that.

[YugoB]

26 minutes ago, Benzo-13 said:

Chelsea have no decent striker and collection of s***e keepers. Coaching not gonna fix that.

Agreed. 

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

45 minutes ago, Benzo-13 said:

Chelsea have no decent striker and collection of s***e keepers. Coaching not gonna fix that.

 

19 minutes ago, YugoB said:

Agreed. 

guess they're going with no euro footy and how it helped the mancs last season

expecting now - 2 - City, 5, ManU - 6 Spurs.