Getting the edge

[Kvarme Ate My Food]

As we know, Arsene Wenger was the first person to realise that footballers will play better if they are in good physical shape, and the first to notice that beer and chips make you fat.

 

Now that all clubs know this, what are the next steps that we can take, to get ahead? Things that may seem unsual now, but will give us that all-important edge?

 

I suggest we ban footballers from having kids while under contract to us. Think of Alonso missing a game to see his child born, or Joe Cole losing form (which has never returned) and blaming his kid's crying. Now we're hearing that Joe Allen's struggling to sleep because of a newborn.

 

They should wait until they retire to have kids. While they play for us, it's not their sleep, it's Liverpool's sleep.

[surf]

This post is not viewable to guests.

You can sign in to your account at the login page here

If you do not have an account then you can register here

[richwilks]

This post is not viewable to guests.

You can sign in to your account at the login page here

If you do not have an account then you can register here

[Hassony]

This post is not viewable to guests.

You can sign in to your account at the login page here

If you do not have an account then you can register here

[richwilks]

This post is not viewable to guests.

You can sign in to your account at the login page here

If you do not have an account then you can register here

[honourablegeorge]

This post is not viewable to guests.

You can sign in to your account at the login page here

If you do not have an account then you can register here