Things that are bigger

[sutty]

Than Dirk Kuyt's testicles.

 

Is there anything? I just don't know

 

Alsways absolutely convinced he's going to miss his pens mind.

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Elephantiasis is no joke.

[Stevie H]

for some reason i thought their scrabble goalkeeper was going to make a name for himself. reckoned without the gigantic, own-gravitational-pull swingers between dirk's thighs.

[Leo No.8]

Than Dirk Kuyt's testicles.

 

Is there anything? I just don't know

 

Alsways absolutely convinced he's going to miss his pens mind.

 

Honestly? Never thought for a minute he'd miss yesterday, even in that high pressure a situation. Nice feeling that confident in a penalty taker, Dirk should keep them.

[Billy Dane]

Has he ever missed one? Up there with Molby for me.

[sutty]

for some reason i thought their scrabble goalkeeper was going to make a name for himself. reckoned without the gigantic, own-gravitational-pull swingers between dirk's thighs.

 

There is less steel in the eiffel tower than there is in Dirk's shorts

 

Those aren't skid marks in his jocks, that's rust.

[The_Adder]

There is less steel in the eiffel tower than there is in Dirk's shorts

 

Those aren't skid marks in his jocks, that's rust.

 

[Leo No.8]

There is less steel in the eiffel tower than there is in Dirk's shorts

 

Those aren't skid marks in his jocks, that's rust.

 

I reckon if you stand close enough to him when he's running, you'll hear a clanging in his shorts like a miniture version of a church belltower ringing the paritioners to mass.

[Hassony]

Dirk with Shreeves yesterday

 

[ManxRed]

Like an enormous Newton's Cradle between his legs. Its why he runs a bit like John Wayne walked.

[Beardsley]

Never worried when Dirk takes a penalty. He is Mr. Perfect in that sense.

[Hassony]

I am putting money on dirk missing his next penalty

[Tosh]

Wilkins suggested, as Dirk waited for the whistle, yesterday that he likes putting them to the keepers left

 

So that filled me with the fear. And then Dirky banged it to Czykymnk's left

 

Perhaps he needs to try a little variety

[Stanley Leisure]

Dirk's got 9 balls.

[Kvarme Ate My Food]

Dirk's got 9 balls.

 

Seen you do this in Twitter, Facebook, the secret email ring and now here.

Each time, more balls.

[Stanley Leisure]

Seen you do this in Twitter, Facebook, the secret email ring and now here.

Each time, more balls.

 

It's a conceit that pleases me.

[MarkD]

Dirk's lifesize steel statue needed a repaint, the guy contacted to do it saw the size of the balls and then resigned the job to do the Forth road bridge instead claiming he'd finish that quicker.

[Dan]

Apparently Dirk has never missed a pen in his entire career!

[KD07]

Apparently penos give Dirk the miss!

[sangria]

Liverpool v Benfica, 3rd Liverpool goal. Benfica player takes a free kick, reaches Johnson on the bounce. Johnson misses the clearance, and the ball goes into Lucas's balls with an audible thump, and bounces 3-4 yards away. Benayoun takes the ball and counters. Meanwhile, Lucas, instead of crumpling to the floor in agony as any normal man would, hobbles up the pitch so as not to risk playing any Benfica players offside should the move break down, keeping up with the last defender. Only after the goal is scored does Lucas go off for treatment.

[Chili Palmer]

Liverpool v Benfica, 3rd Liverpool goal. Benfica player takes a free kick, reaches Johnson on the bounce. Johnson misses the clearance, and the ball goes into Lucas's balls with an audible thump, and bounces 3-4 yards away. Benayoun takes the ball and counters. Meanwhile, Lucas, instead of crumpling to the floor in agony as any normal man would, hobbles up the pitch so as not to risk playing any Benfica players offside should the move break down, keeping up with the last defender. Only after the goal is scored does Lucas go off for treatment.

 

 

whats the perscribed treatment for that injury? I thought you just held them and cried till the pain goes away?

[Stevie H]

whats the perscribed treatment for that injury? I thought you just held them and cried till the pain goes away?

deep heat. you soon forget about the pain in your balls because someone has set fire to them.