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[matty]

Quiet Flows The Don - Hard drinking, hard shagging midfield supremo Don Hutchison goes to the toilet very silently indeed.

[Flight]

'The King and I'.

 

LFC.tvs first reality TV show at home with our version of the Osbournes - Marina and Kenny.

 

 

'Bruce's Play Your Cards Right

 

Inside info gambling tips with Grobelaar

 

 

'All do the Okee-Cokee'

 

JARs five part work out programme on how to get fit, lose weight and take charlie all at the same time, all while keeping your right peg firmly planted on the ground in one place.

'You put your left foot in..'

Edited February 24, 2011 by Flight

[Stanley Leisure]

Weston Hooper Mare.

 

High-concept Detective series in which LFC TV anchorman Simon Weston and former Liverpool reserve goalkeeper Mike Hooper solve long dormant murder cases by exploring the dreams of notable suspects, using technology.

Edited February 24, 2011 by Stanley Leisure

[Leo No.8]

Crocodile Dundee

 

Ex Liverpool player Sean Dundee lives wild in the Australian outback, kills crocodiles with his bare hands then shows you 101 ways to cook them including Croc A L'Orange and Croc stew.

[boohog]

What have the Romans ever done for us?

Emiliano Insúa spends this episode waist deep in excrement as he takes us on a tour comparing the Cloaca Maxima in Rome to modern day sewer systems.

 

Weston Hooper Mare.

 

High-concept Detective series in which LFC TV anchorman Simon Weston and former Liverpool reserve goalkeeper Mike Hooper solve long dormant murder cases by exploring the dreams of notable suspects, using technology the revelatory dowsing power of Mike's shiny teeth.

 

Red Dwarf - Liverpool legend Frode Kippe is smoked to death in a small yellow coffin by midgets led by Mr. Flibble whilst waiting for Commander Arnold Judas Rimmer to return for breakfast.

[boohog]

The Dutch masters - Berry Nieuwenhuys investigates unitary urbanism dressed as a nude clown with an aggressive c**k.

Edited February 24, 2011 by boohog

[David Hodgson]

All quiet on the Weston Hunt

LFC.tv anchorman Simon Weston enjoys the silence with Sir Roger Hunt.

 

The Simon Weston ? Superb.

[Leo No.8]

Timewatch

 

We see how long it takes for Christian Poulsen to walk his dog around the block at his quickest pace. Three part series.

[David Hodgson]

'If Ogrizovic man' - in which the 'big Ogg' takes an affectionate look back at Ukranian Jewish culture in the early part of the last century.

[Falconhoof]

The Simon Weston ? Superb.

 

He'd bring a touch of class to proceedings.

There used to be a big picture of Simon Weston in a window at the top of Bold St, Wyndham Lewis pointed it out, though I think I was on acid at the time and there were a lot of hare krishna's around.

[David Hodgson]

He'd bring a touch of class to proceedings.

There used to be a big picture of Simon Weston in a window at the top of Bold St, Wyndham Lewis pointed it out, though I think I was on acid at the time and there were a lot of hare krishna's around.

 

Class and dignity. Oh yes.

 

And yes, I recall said picture. IS it still there ? A bit of a dorian grey for Simon who, surprisingly, hasn't aged *that* well.

[boohog]

The Hairy Bikers - Si King and Dave Myers join with Liverpool legend Torben Piechnik to celebrate the traditional picnic with an amazing selection of Danish pastries until Torben ruins everything by pulling out his sweet Wienerbrød and pickled herring.

[Falconhoof]

Maverick

high rollin, gun totin Rick Parry and his cadre seek out a high stakes game in Frodsham but can't find the address and runs low on toner for the fax machine.

[Falconhoof]

Ngog West

selection of Pet Shop Boys anthems performed through the medium of dance by young hotshot David Ngog and LFC.tv anchorman Simon Weston.

[boohog]

Zulus, thousands of them - Dream team, Robbie and Ted Savage travel to Hawaiʻi to investigate the true story behind the death of Captain Cook.

[Kvarme Ate My Food]

Once Upon A Time In The Weston - celebrity sex tape in which LFC.tv anchorman Simon Weston hides various players' Rolexes in unspeakable places.

 

Packer Stan - Steve Staunton shows us his luggage.

[boohog]

Go Weston - The 80's pop sensation investigate the Tracks of Simon Weston's Tears.

[Molby]

at home with the Tanner-Baums

 

fly on the wall docu in which 90s centre back stalwart Nicky Tanner marries a German bird and they sit off

[Leo No.8]

Kop Reborn in the USA

 

Former footballers Barry Venison, Craig Johnson and Paul Walsh attempt to revive their careers stateside by forming a rock group called Def Panther and touring the USA.

[David Hodgson]

Ron Yeats' Wine Lodge - the show where Shanks' colossus talks grapes with Jilly Goolden and some other d*ck head.

[Kvarme Ate My Food]

Moores's Murderers - Freddie Boswell stars as David M, a hard-drinking, hard-fighting, Formby-based detective.

[Bigal]

Thomas the Tank Engine - Looking at steam trains of the past with Michael Thomas

[MarkD]

Great Weston - Simon visits some of the hotels in Europe that have housed the Reds over the years

 

 

Say Ngog - Craig Johnston directs a reworking of the De la Soul choon in homage of our French "forward"

[Swipe]

Post Kuyt-al Glow - Dirk gets girls pregnant and invesitgates whether it's true they look more radiant than ever.

[Frosty Jack]

Milan Jovanović's 1990s

 

LFC and Serbia hitman takes a wistful look back at his days as teenage militia, interspersed with highlights of the Souness era.

Edited February 24, 2011 by Wyndham Lewis