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I think we can comfortably predict

 

a cringeworthy pre match conference

Agger being overlooked

Poulsen back in the side alongside Lucas

Torres looking miserable

Roy's head in his hands

A defeat

Big Sam telling us it was a deserved victory and Roy backing him up

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I think we can comfortably predict

 

a cringeworthy pre match conference

Agger being overlooked

Poulsen back in the side alongside Lucas

Torres looking miserable

Roy's head in his hands

A defeat

Big Sam telling us it was a deserved victory and Roy backing him up

 

"Sam Allardyce is good enough to manage Real Madrid and Barcelona so expecting to win against such a manager was optimistic, however with our high line (cue laughter in the background) we were always likely to concede 4 goals, however I cant believe we lost that game given our shirts were more visible from far away which should have helped Torres if he had bothered to stop diving and cheating and I didnt make any substitutions until the 88th minute because our subs play better only when up against tired players, I think we could have turned the game around and maybe got a draw but its never easy in my experience when youre playing against someone as capable as Sam"

 

Random journo " as capable as Sam?"

 

RFH " yes as a potential manager of one of the Spanish giants you have to expect that his teams will mirror them so while the tickets said 'Blackburn', we were really up against a combined 'Barcelona / Real Madrid' 11 today and no one could beat either of those 2 teams, certainly not any Liverpool manager, I mean when has that kind of thing ever happened at this football club?"

 

cue more guffaws in the disabled toilets of Anfield

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I think we can comfortably predict

 

a cringeworthy pre match conference

Agger being overlooked

Poulsen back in the side alongside Lucas

Torres looking miserable

Roy's head in his hands

A defeat

Big Sam telling us it was a deserved victory and Roy backing him up

 

You have to score more goals than you let in. It's what Chelsea do and what we're trying to achieve. But i can't analyse dreams as it's impossible. Walking on water is impossible and who can do that, other than maybe Sir Alex ? Most of us have to use transport to cross water. Like the time I took the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe so I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. Give me five bees for a quarter you'd say. Now where were we, oh ya. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because if the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones

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You have to score more goals than you let in. It's what Chelsea do and what we're trying to achieve. But i can't analyse dreams as it's impossible. Walking on water is impossible and who can do that, other than maybe Sir Alex ? Most of us have to use transport to cross water. Like the time I took the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe so I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. Give me five bees for a quarter you'd say. Now where were we, oh ya. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because if the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones

 

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there is 1 piece of good news to come out of this, was at our local league meeting last night, and the league chairman was giving his normal boring speech and got onto referees, Phil Dowd had been doing a conference on refereeing on the Monday night which he had attended and was talking about referees and the difference between local referees and the top level refs. One of the thing he mentioned was that Blackburn and Allardyce have been watching videos of referees and their positioning on set pieces as well as in general play this season, and Allardyce has been telling his players where to stand on the pitch out of referees view so that they can get away with shirt pulling/shoving etc, and I get the impression from the talk that Dowd and the other prem refs are very pissed off about this, so maybe just maybe we might get a decision or 2, but we may need a decision or 102 the way we are currently playing

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Roy needs to start putting more work into his tactics - he has no idea what to do with his hands whilst watching yet another pile of utter s**** unfold in front of him.

 

It sums up where we are that I noticed that the yard dog of yard dogs Samba got sent off the other night, and I started to wonder (hopefully) if that meant he'd be suspended against us.

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I'm as keen as anyone to see the back of Hodgson but what on God's green earth is all this about hoping to lose against Blackburn?

 

We are in the relegation zone and need to get the f*** out of it pronto, starting with 3 points against Fat Sam.

 

The owners aren't stupid, they will sack him once they have the right person lined up but until then, I'm sick of losing, sick of the jokes, sick of moaning, I want to see us win a game and play some decent football.

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Fat Sam's going to do a "that's it - game over" gesture to Red fans. Then in his post-match interview he'll talk about how great a host Roy is "unlike that foreign chappie that was here Roy invited me in for a glass of wine and we chuckled over the flukey fourth goal".

 

I'll say it here and now... if Fat Sam wins at Anfield I'll walk out and not go back until Roy is gone.

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