Players getting jobs

[Cam]

I know todays multi-millionaire players don't need jobs when they retire but if they did... what would they be?

 

I think Carragher would be a PE teacher. Always in a trackie, playing football, bo11ocking pupils. I could see him being like the PE guy in 'Teachers'.

 

Pennant would open a lap-dancing club and then eventually end up pimping. He'd be found shot in his Cadillac, identifiable only by his 30 gold teeth.

 

Voronin would be giving kids rides on Blackpool beach.

[Falconhoof]

Riise would open a 'leftorium - everything for the left hander under one roof!'

[New York Red]

Skrtel would be in the French Foreign Legion.

[Spike]

Masch would be a cleaner in gangland LA

[Cam]

Xabi would go into financial services, perhaps in the city.

 

Gerrard would be lost for a while then fall into teaching due to Carra's influence (I'm thinking Geography, the padded elbow look would attract him). The bright lights of London would eventually call and he'd get a job with Xabi. He'd quit that and start up his own building firm, become pretty successful & wealthy then the TV Reality shows would come calling. He'd find a modicum of fame again, maybe as Llwelwyn Bowen's stooge, before disappearing from our screens due to his inability to smile. He'd retire at 55 as a very fat man and move to Benidorm.

[Boca]

Riise would open a 'leftorium - everything for the left hander under one roof!'

 

Then Riise's new nickname would have to be Ned Flanders.

[Guest redallover]

Obvious, but Voronin will finally put his hair to good use and go into the porn. First feature film will be "Andrei fixes Mrs Terry's fridge", but knowing him he'll probably put the money shot wide

[billybunter]

Torres would move to Hollywood and become the next cary grant

[New York Red]

Sami would be a reindeer rancher.

[Guest Beano's Dad]

I reckon Reina would take over from that Aussie cricketer (Greg Matthews) in those hair restoring ads on the back pages of tabloids.

[Guest Beano's Dad]

Ryan Babel would go back to Greenbow Alabama and get all that money back off Forrest Gump.

[downunder]

Kewell would be a city lawyer, getting paid ridiculous amounts for not doing much.

[billybunter]

Arbeola would find his calling as a club mascot

[Dmitch]

but knowing him he'll probably put the money shot wide

 

 

OUCH!

[fyds]

Sami would be a reindeer rancher.

Not too far from the truth - according to some Finnish fans, he's bought a couple of fishing lodges near Turku - touch of the Heggems.

[bazz]

Ryan Babel would go back to Greenbow Alabama and get all that money back off Forrest Gump.

 

[lfc4eva99]

Rafa - English teacher for Spaniards who wish to come to England...

 

You like fish and chips , no?

[lfc4eva99]

he can so easily join the italian mafia with that goatee

[boohog]

Lucas would join the Hanson reunion tour.

[Joxer]

Steve Finnan would let Matt Damon go as his body double

[boohog]

Jermaine Pennant as the lead in the world acclaimed drag cabaret, "Lionel", showings every Thursday night in Sydney.

[Liverbobs]

Yossi would become a ghost train operator on Blackpool pleasure beach

Mascherano would be employed to go round school playgrounds breaking up fights

Itandje would become a drunken tramp, lying about on park benches

[boohog]

Martin Skrtel on Worlds Most Wanted.

 

www.mostwanted.org

[Falconhoof]

Yossi would become a ghost train operator on Blackpool pleasure beach

 

great image

[Tosh]

Xabi - pundit on t'telly in thpain