Cam Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 I know todays multi-millionaire players don't need jobs when they retire but if they did... what would they be? I think Carragher would be a PE teacher. Always in a trackie, playing football, bo11ocking pupils. I could see him being like the PE guy in 'Teachers'. Pennant would open a lap-dancing club and then eventually end up pimping. He'd be found shot in his Cadillac, identifiable only by his 30 gold teeth. Voronin would be giving kids rides on Blackpool beach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falconhoof Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 Riise would open a 'leftorium - everything for the left hander under one roof!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Red Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 Skrtel would be in the French Foreign Legion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 Masch would be a cleaner in gangland LA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cam Posted April 26, 2008 Author Share Posted April 26, 2008 Xabi would go into financial services, perhaps in the city. Gerrard would be lost for a while then fall into teaching due to Carra's influence (I'm thinking Geography, the padded elbow look would attract him). The bright lights of London would eventually call and he'd get a job with Xabi. He'd quit that and start up his own building firm, become pretty successful & wealthy then the TV Reality shows would come calling. He'd find a modicum of fame again, maybe as Llwelwyn Bowen's stooge, before disappearing from our screens due to his inability to smile. He'd retire at 55 as a very fat man and move to Benidorm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boca Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 Riise would open a 'leftorium - everything for the left hander under one roof!' Then Riise's new nickname would have to be Ned Flanders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest redallover Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 Obvious, but Voronin will finally put his hair to good use and go into the porn. First feature film will be "Andrei fixes Mrs Terry's fridge", but knowing him he'll probably put the money shot wide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybunter Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 Torres would move to Hollywood and become the next cary grant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Red Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 Sami would be a reindeer rancher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Beano's Dad Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 I reckon Reina would take over from that Aussie cricketer (Greg Matthews) in those hair restoring ads on the back pages of tabloids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Beano's Dad Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 Ryan Babel would go back to Greenbow Alabama and get all that money back off Forrest Gump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downunder Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 Kewell would be a city lawyer, getting paid ridiculous amounts for not doing much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybunter Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 Arbeola would find his calling as a club mascot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dmitch Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 but knowing him he'll probably put the money shot wide OUCH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fyds Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 Sami would be a reindeer rancher.Not too far from the truth - according to some Finnish fans, he's bought a couple of fishing lodges near Turku - touch of the Heggems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazz Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 Ryan Babel would go back to Greenbow Alabama and get all that money back off Forrest Gump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lfc4eva99 Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 Rafa - English teacher for Spaniards who wish to come to England... You like fish and chips , no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lfc4eva99 Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 he can so easily join the italian mafia with that goatee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boohog Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 Lucas would join the Hanson reunion tour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joxer Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 Steve Finnan would let Matt Damon go as his body double Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boohog Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 Jermaine Pennant as the lead in the world acclaimed drag cabaret, "Lionel", showings every Thursday night in Sydney. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liverbobs Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 Yossi would become a ghost train operator on Blackpool pleasure beachMascherano would be employed to go round school playgrounds breaking up fightsItandje would become a drunken tramp, lying about on park benches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boohog Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 Martin Skrtel on Worlds Most Wanted. www.mostwanted.org Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falconhoof Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 Yossi would become a ghost train operator on Blackpool pleasure beach great image Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tosh Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 Xabi - pundit on t'telly in thpain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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