Liverbobs

1. Suarez 2. Bellamy 3.Enrique

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Suarez Kuyt Johnson

Carragher Agger Kelly

This. 100% does anybody have a link for the programme, pity I missed it.

Torres Meireles Agger

Torres Kelly Johnson

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I've been one of his biggest critics but the last few games he has improved immensly.

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She was 7 1/2 lbs! Well, thanks for the sarcasm guys but I did find it funny but , it probably should have been kept off here and in the family!

My 22 year old son has been a Liverpool fan since he was 4 years old, he's currently in Thailand, travelling about in South East Asia for 6 months with his girlfriend. Last Thursday ,(the day after Arsenal away) his sister had a baby girl, so I sent him a text telling him about it,thinking he'd be really pleased, his reply? "Great. What was the Liverpool score last night?". what a fan!!!!!

another performance like Sundays!

Was in the Utd end when we beat them 2-1 way back in 1990, when we scored all I wanted to do was jump up and scream but I didn't a guy a few rows up did and got jumped on and t****** by several Mancs so i'm glad I stayed quiet!. Roll forward 13 years, Man Utd V Liverpool League cup final, My son had been seriously ill in the Royal Manchester Children's Hospital in Pendlebury but had, thank God, made a complete recovery and was due to go home the day after the final, i'd checked a couple of pubs out and found what I thought was a nice quiet pub but when I walked in just before the kick off the place was packed with Man Utd fans, I just got a beer and sat down to watch the game, when gerrard scored every fibre of my body wanted to scream "YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" but I didn't I was getting the eye from a couple of pissed a******s towards the end when all the people in the pub were slagging off the "Scouse coonts" so I slithered out the door and went back to the Hospital just before Owen scored, looking back it was silly really but at the time I probably wasn't thinking straight!

Durk Kuyt will become an Elvis impersonator singing such gems as "Sushpicioush Mindsh"

Yossi would become a ghost train operator on Blackpool pleasure beach Mascherano would be employed to go round school playgrounds breaking up fights Itandje would become a drunken tramp, lying about on park benches

It makes me laugh, Masch gets the red for asking "What's happening" 3 times yet Stevie G said to Bennett "You're taking the f***ing piss" or words to that effect when Bennett had given Ronaldo another free kick for diving, and Bennett did nothing to Gerrard.Consistency, my a***!

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O b****x, not good news at all then, probably shouldn't have risked them

Never good enough for us, but good luck to the lad.

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About time Jamie, been pissed about for far too long by McClaren Surprised this didn't happen long before now.

I think it's an excellent signing as it's the first time anyone playing for Liverpool has the same surname as me!