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Couldn't replace him with any other player. He's the best link player in the world and what takes the piss is, he can play everywhere else too.

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Do one of your hilarious versions of the name 'Ibrahimovic'. Ibraoverhypedbitch was a belter. I love this thread.

Obviously we'll all have to move to the moon for the next hundred years, but it'd be GOOD FOR THE GAME.

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Starting to think England will do well. Have i lost my s***? By do well i mean beaten finalists or something. I've got a mad feeling they'll knock out Spain.

Agree with all that Leo, except for the bit about Zidane being Italian.

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hahaha!

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He goes to pieces at Old Trafford every now and again.

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i'd have dragged him, said so at half time, but gerrard coming off in the derby is massive for everton, it might have given them the extra impetus they needed. at the end of the day the decision to keep him on was justified by his tackle on hibbert to set up the goal.

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i don't like being on the para side of the parapet, but there has been a consistent and sustained media campaign against benitez for over a year now (my brother yesterday said it's probably since ramos went, he's probably right). i know they like us when we win and we can't expect praise for some of the performances we've put in thus far, but the nasty personal diatribes from all over the shop are totally uncalled for, and impossible to dismiss as par for the course. it's like he's england manager. and fair enough, if england employed a stern foreign tactician who clipped the ego's of some of the country's biggest talents and forced them to play a sometimes unnaturally rigid and un english system the knives would be out in a big way...

HAHAHA! are you a blue?

one of my favourite scenes. "aaand how"

what you learn on saturday you unlearn on monday. it was ever thus.

nah, that sort of thing won't hurt ppbb, really funny. like dirk's piss take of the 'game over' gesture that nobody in the papers ever picked up on.

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Fellaini is weird. It's like playing Hyypia as an attacking midfielder.

came on vs birmingham. you can point to the reasons he hasn't featured vs city debrecen and everton quite easily. as frustrating as it is, there's no big mystery and we'll have forgotten about it in a few weeks.

. he should have been carded for it. i'm sorry son, that was the stupidest offside ever, you're going in the book.