Bald Devil

Can't remember a transfer thread on here that wasn't full of left backs till now. He's doin sound

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His name is Daniel sturridge He wears the famous red And when he scores against you He dances like a ted Well he scored a goal in Rio Or was it in manaus? We weren't paying much attention We're not English we're scouse Der de de de de der der Der de de der de der

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He's picked a tie to match his nose.

I miss the Amsterdam tournaments

it's david pleat. If he tried to say konoplyanka he'd still be there tomorrow

Was it Proactive? I saw him there in 2005.

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There was when the blue s**** lost there, or at least there was supposed to be.

I love that bit on the podium in Istanbul when josemi's waving the Spanish flag and Tony Nunez has a quiet word.

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I remember the Echo linking us with Andy Reid & James McFadden on the same day.

When they played the manks in 95 I sat in the alehouse with a load of my bluenose mates but I still wanted them to win. 12 months later and the same t***s were cheering on Utd. But I've heard more horrible s*** about Hillsborough and muderers crap from Chelsea fans than from Evertonians in recent times, and my mates aren't the type to sing it. Not in front of me anyway. If we don't win the league then I don't give a f*** who wins it really, it'll depend on how my BS mates react to that, but I agree with Kvarme that if we did piss on their biggest bonfire in 14 years it would be funny. Although the thought of the summer-long Echo cheese fest if both clubs won makes me fell a bit queasy.

David Johnson was on LFCTV before the ressies game saying that he got chucked out of OT for jumping up when Torres scored. I only caught the end of it but I think he said that Rushy was 2 rows in front shouting 'throw him out!' to the stewards.

I was in the Stretford End for that one too, me and another red got taken there by some mank through work. I'd kept my gob shut all game but that OG took me by surprise and I jumped up and shouted "YES" and then quickly put "tupid t*** O'Shea" on the end of it. Worked a treat. Funniest bit was the 2 Chinese daytrippers behind us who didn't speak much English. While the whole stand was singing you scouse b******s they were trying to copy it but it just came out as OOSCOWBATTAR! OOSCOWBATTAR! So we joined in with that one.

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Last year at the pit I saw a bluenose with "I 8 the s****" on his back. You eat turds for breakfast?

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The s**** have got so many deals with Utd it makes financial sense for them to roll over. They still get paid from the Rooney deal whenever he wins anything. My blues**** mates were cheering on the manks in Moscow cos they were due a million for that. And because it wound me up. And half their side are Mank rejects too. And Pip Neville is their leader.

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