5InIstanbul

Right 'O

Well worth a ban if deemed necessary. You are a f*cking tool. You've been at it ever since joining. Grow up of feck off.

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Legend

We're not really going to call him Bellers are we? Dear god.

...has been feckin' disastrous. Why? When was the last time we got it spot on, I really can't remember. Mancs got RvN, Arsenal got Henry, even Toon got Shearer. Why have we found it so hard and made so many mistakes? I believe Bellamy will end the drought, however, and about feckin' time!

Simple barometer question. In the last 8 years, name a Premisership club whose Chief Executive has done a better job in playing his part from moving a club fro where it was then to where it is now. I think you will struggle. Parry, far from being perfect, has done a pretty bloody good job in his time with us. (Not making the very most of our merchandising potential and the Gerrard debacle being flys in the ointment). And bear in mind where we got him from and what he was instrumental in creating and building, the Premier League, which was no mean feat.

So, you'd rather have a show pony. we need someone to put the ball in the feckin' net. Regularly. And on that score (pardon the pun), there aren't many with a better record.

Entirely appropriate in my opinion. Bellamy wants to come and play for one of the biggest names in the business who will be competing at the very highest level on the domestic and european stage over the next few years. However, he realises that he has something to prove; he won't be blind to peoples opinions on his attitude based on previous goings on. He will also realise that there is something to prove in terms of consistent delivery. So, we wonn't pay him top whack until those points have been proven, and he doesn't expect to be until he has proven them. Fair all round and all being well expect a contract re-negotiation in a couple of years.

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I pop my head round the lounge door the other day and my son (who's only 10) is lying on the floor thumbing through a guide to the world cup; teams, players, stats etc. As he's doing so he's passing flippant "kevin the teenager" comments about some of the headlines in the guide. Thought I'd share a few because, for 10, I thought it was pricless. Portugal, The Brazil of Europe - "Yeah, right............whatever" Flicks page in disgust. Portugal star player - Christiano Ronaldo - "Hah, show pony, should stick to FIFA street" Flicks page in disgust. Brazil star players - Kaka - "Where's ya Champions league Winners medal" Flicks page in disgust. Frank Lampard, One of the Worlds Finest Midfielders - "WHAT! Not fit to lace Gerrards boots" Flicks page in disgust. Xabi Alonso - "Legend!!" Turns page precisely. Jamie carragher - "We should have a team full of him" Turns page precisely Andriy Shevchenko - "Sold out, see Kaka" Flicks page in disgust Steven Gerrard - "I'd swap you for no-one, not even Jodie"(bird he fancies at school I could go on but I'm lughing so much thinking back. Kids eh, fantastic.

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Don't worry Murph, meals on wheels will be round shortly.

bloody great game

Jaysus, thats bloody terrible.

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Welcome. I can see you lasting a long time in our sharing community......

It was neither a Cadillac nor a Bentley. It was a Chrysler 300C.

Feck me Rupert by name.........

The buyout clause in Villa's new contract is now something astonishing like 100million. They'd never sell him for less than Stellar money.

He's never managed 20. Would still have him back though in a flash. I'm told it is becoming more and more difficult; a couple of months or so back it was looking positive. Don't know what has changed, can only guess really.

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"Feckwittery" My new favourite word. Brilliant. Get it on Call my bluff.