Cacofonix the Bard

I'm increasingly fine with him leaving, in that I think we'll be fine without him and we'll land on our feet but it would have been really nice to get huge f*** off fee for him. We need a world class striker and they're not cheap (and a left back)

Cba with this fixture. We usually need City to lose but f*** trying to support United. Hard to reprogram your brain to do that.

Yeah it needed to be said. Everyone's talking around it as if it isn't a thing and it's just dishonest

That cameo from Harvey Elliot was really encouraging. Really high quality deliveries into the box. If that's representative of what he can offer this season, we've got a genuine impact player to send on when things aren't working.

I'd love to get, say, 23 league games out of him. He'll score 15 goals. Update: He only got 10 in 21 last season, and his best effort is 15 in 35 in 20/21. So I'm talking s*** obviously. His goals per minutes ratio was probably brilliant though. Also, I can't believe he managed 35 league appearances in one season. All this aside, he's brilliant. He'll win us the league.

Who will play left back against Southampton?

If Chelsea drop points, we're back where we were

They should still be out there playing to make up for time lost to Iwobi's injury

I think there's a goal coming. Ideally we don't concede one as well Ok sorry lads, that's my fault. f***'s sake

f***'s sake Mo. Another bad decision in the box

There he is, the Divine Ponytail

Iwobi has had a bloody good season and is going to be a problem

Now wish us up a second goal

Yeah wouldn't mind seeing the divine ponytail out there at some point.

Need to get Mo on the ball a lot more. He'll have them backing away and making space

Salah's done well drawing defenders. Forced them into conceding a couple of corners.

Fkn hopefully. They've set out to kick us off the park.

It said "potentially", for f***'s sake. STFU

Was not expecting 5 points dropped after the City match (potentially). Need a proper Klopp era mentality monsters performance.

Please be offside ffs

In my head, we've already signed Kerkez. I've stopped even contemplating a LFC lineup without him next season.

They've found a role for him that allows him to use the best parts of his game, which are his close control and vision. He's glacially slow though and very one footed. Was a bit of a liability when he played on the right of a front three. Improved out of sight this year as far as final product goes. Far better player than last year when he was good at taking it forward at pace and pants at everything else.

Has anything been said about when it might be rescheduled to?

He's better off amassing a 500+ score so he can make them bat twice tbh A "mo" is what a moustache is called in Australia. Tell you who had the most famous mo in cricket? Merv Hughes. If anyone takes any issue with it, I'll defend him to the hilt.

I had both of mine removed and now I'm happily single