Cacofonix the Bard

The important thing is to make friends and have fun

Arsenal still in it etc etc

He was unreal. With such lavish talent, he could have been anything. I was particularly fond of him because I'd read a lot about him on a different forum when he was at City's academy, and followed his career until the giddy day we signed him. So of course that means I had a hand in his successes.

I'm completely sold. Let's buy him

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I enjoyed this very much

Fair enough lads. I wouldn't be totally switched on with the table the way it is either. Let's get through this without too much more damage, and then remember what we're here for next week.

f***ing hell, the state of that back five. It's just unreal. I remember getting used to Skrtel backing off all the time, and us conceding goals all the time. But I never realised how much one was a product of the other until the Klopp era when we got used to proper defenders stepping out. He came on once as a sub and did his usual backing off s*** and sent everyone behind him into chaos and it finally clicked for me.

Could be perfect for him if it's the right sort of injury. Rest up and watch some Netflix, lad

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It's just weird how many minutes he plays. We have a lot of games won early.

Unacceptably poor performance for a Cup final that. Tame and hapless. We're going to win the league, but hopefully that's the bad Cup final performance out of the way

This should be still be going until the 102nd minute

Yeah ffs. Needed to ride that wave of adrenaline

Yeah, this is bad beyond all expectations and really inexplicable.

Yeah maybe

Oh f***ing hell

Also letting them punch themselves out. Soon, we will duck and punch them right in the kidney, like Irish Mickey Ward in The Fighter

Good stuff Kweev

That looks like an ad for overwhelming crowd anxiety. Dearie me

Mac Allister is just clearly superb though. He's the best player out of those five and has his peak coming up. It's probably him. *Maybe Gakpo cos he's a forward though

At exactly the right time

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A lot of people said that, but personally I'd expected a tricky first season while he got the hang of the job and the players got used to him and would have settled for 4th.