Cacofonix the Bard

Yes, thank you. I didn't realise how f***ing silly a 28 character name would look in the side panel until I'd already changed it last time. Also, I admired the actual Maharajkumar of Vizianagaram when I thought he was a fool, a drunkard and a delusional fantasist who liked signing the greatest cricketers in history for his private teams and then making himself the captain. Basically EXACTLY what I would be like if I was a prince. But on further research, it turned out he was actually a complete dick. Thankfully, my new name is extremely concise.

Freddie Woodman sounds like someone who used to be a wicketkeeper for England in the 50s or 60s. Or somebody who sang lead in an iconic doo-wop/soul group in the 50s or 60s. Or someone who played football in the 50s or 60s.

Jurgen nailing his colours to the mast in the giant douche vs turd sandwich debate

f*** off referee

f***ing hell, he was through as well. Excellent tactical foul. f*** him What a terrible free kick

They may as well score to end the speculation.

We need a Szobo free kick and then an own goal

That's an annoying save by their keeper. That was a good shot

Collina?

Kerkgoalez

FFS

Fkn hell, just tuned in and seen here that the Divine Palindrome has gone off. Well that's no bloody good at all

Oh my God, that was nearly the inevitable equaliser

Oooft, these Salah shots. Fk me dead

I hope someone fights the c*** and kicks him in the balls

f***ing hell Gakpo(?) Would have been through on goal as well

#fairytale

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Bloody hell, could have used some more of that goal difference

Absolute f***ing idiots. That's not going to be the last one either is it? Just when i was basking in the goal difference boost

Thwackpo!

He had one job! Desperately need to hold onto this goal difference now. West Ham won't make it anywhere near as easy for us second half. Please no soft goals.

We are a juggernaut. Haven't we lost about 2 matches over a period of fkn ages?

Cunning from us