Cacofonix the Bard

Hard to think of a player I'm more familiar with

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Never been a huge fan but he's skilful and experienced and I think it would be worth keeping him for what may well turn out to be a pretty good peak

Which one of you is Hogan?

Well is he not welcome? Did you not think to welcome him? This is off to a terrible start.

I've seen us win two league titles in my life. I'll always be enormously grateful to him.

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Yeah it's hard to keep up with it

Ooooooooof

f***ing dire Kerkez

There'll be a lot of time added on wont there

Is that a lot or not very many?

Anyway, that'll do. Now stick on Ngumoha for entertainment value

Who were you before you were Cheesecake? I remember your tagline but not your name and it causes a low level rumble of discord every time I see your sugary moniker.

Really good to see him score. We could do with him beginning to edge closer to being phenomenal

Should he not have left that for someone running onto it with momentum?

Yes, thank you. I didn't realise how f***ing silly a 28 character name would look in the side panel until I'd already changed it last time. Also, I admired the actual Maharajkumar of Vizianagaram when I thought he was a fool, a drunkard and a delusional fantasist who liked signing the greatest cricketers in history for his private teams and then making himself the captain. Basically EXACTLY what I would be like if I was a prince. But on further research, it turned out he was actually a complete dick. Thankfully, my new name is extremely concise.

Freddie Woodman sounds like someone who used to be a wicketkeeper for England in the 50s or 60s. Or somebody who sang lead in an iconic doo-wop/soul group in the 50s or 60s. Or someone who played football in the 50s or 60s.

Jurgen nailing his colours to the mast in the giant douche vs turd sandwich debate

f*** off referee

f***ing hell, he was through as well. Excellent tactical foul. f*** him What a terrible free kick

They may as well score to end the speculation.

We need a Szobo free kick and then an own goal

That's an annoying save by their keeper. That was a good shot

Collina?