Cacofonix the Bard

Darwin the creator supreme

Yeah, main point of interest for me. Just keep giving him the ball, let's see what happens

Now now, we've hit a slump lately, but we're not out of this!

Yeah he's been sweeping up like Chief Bromden so far

Have any of you chaps heard of this 16 year old kid before? Is he dominating in our academy team? Looks like he's got good feet so far. Will hopefully beat the fullback a couple of times before he's taken off

Very good for kid, no? He was like 17.

Endo's name already sounds like a nickname. So does "Jota". Someone talented and knowledgeable could probably put together a Liverpool XI of people whose names sound like nicknames. So not me, obviously.

Yeah I was hoping Bajcetic would turn into a defensive midfield Harvey Elliot type figure, playing a decent number of games and contributing. Hopefully he still does.

Accurate reply tbh

Yeah it made it more of a lottery than it would have been

It could have been worse

It was gonna happen. Still time for a third though (for us)

Starring Hugh Grant and Andie MacDowell?

Now don't f*** this up lads

Arne's a f***ing tactical savant. He's probably already mapped out a revised plan for their destruction and is explaining how it would work using a variety of gestures and visual aids. Let's go and break their spirit

Yeah tbf, I got a bit carried away thinking we'd smash them like a pinata

The weather has been an equalising force. Also we've defended like a team that has a hangover

hahaha what a f***ing d****ead Ok, no more chances like that please chaps

This has already been 0-0 longer than I like to see. f***ing smash these c****

Let's f***ing smash these c**** to smithereens. Can't wait til Sunday Is this rumoured somewhere or wishful thinking?

I'd assumed the whole time that he was leaving, but why are people responding like this when the latest news is that we've actually rejected the bid? I'm confused.

He's also just an awful lot better at shooting no matter where he's playing. It's incredible how many chances our front players fluffed last year Great to see you guys again, although I was paying the price this morning! (cos of all the high fives and that)

Feyenoord fans seem to hold him in really, really high esteem which I thought was encouraging but I wasn't expecting this. Tbh, I'd have been ok with a top 4 finish while he found his feet in season 1.

Yeah he's brilliant isn't he? Not sure he'd be a priority though as we've already got a superb first choice pairing (even if one gets injured a lot) and I suspect Murillo would cost an absolute bomb and end up somewhere he's guaranteed to start. Cunha is the one we could be looking at. He's been unreal with and without the ball when I've watched him and he's more realistic than Isak. Although tbf if we get a forward in for next season, it'll probably be someone from another league who we all know f*** all about.

I was watching that thing, on TV, where he was playing football as a winger and couldn't beat a full back, ever, because he's f***ing slow. Nah he's lightning mate. We're all just accidentally watching him with the speed set to 0.5.