Cacofonix the Bard

I rate him and he's done some good work for us, but it's defo been a bit like this. I'd keep him, mind.

Yep, I'm actually now just really excited about having a good defensive right back and a change in the system. Will be very interesting to see who we buy if Bradley isn't the chosen one.

Yeah, I got it, I was clarifying

Well no, not at all, no, but I would very much rather lose to Brentford or someone

Yeah he had a good game. He's better bearded like that too

Yeah all of the above. Obviously plenty of reasons why he'd put this team out but would have loved to have beaten these horrible c****. Pushing them out of CL contention would be a worthwhile human endeavour too

This is a huge factor in our favour now and one which might have hobbled us otherwise

Stay put FSG! I wonder if there's ever a window of opportunity again. Remember asking this in here once and someone said the opportunity will never be repeated. It really is a shame.

Anyway, it's a f***ing GOALLLLLLLLLLL get the f*** in there. You're not gonna rob us of our spontaneous release of joy you c***

The important thing is to make friends and have fun

Arsenal still in it etc etc

He was unreal. With such lavish talent, he could have been anything. I was particularly fond of him because I'd read a lot about him on a different forum when he was at City's academy, and followed his career until the giddy day we signed him. So of course that means I had a hand in his successes.

I'm completely sold. Let's buy him

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I enjoyed this very much

Fair enough lads. I wouldn't be totally switched on with the table the way it is either. Let's get through this without too much more damage, and then remember what we're here for next week.

f***ing hell, the state of that back five. It's just unreal. I remember getting used to Skrtel backing off all the time, and us conceding goals all the time. But I never realised how much one was a product of the other until the Klopp era when we got used to proper defenders stepping out. He came on once as a sub and did his usual backing off s*** and sent everyone behind him into chaos and it finally clicked for me.

Could be perfect for him if it's the right sort of injury. Rest up and watch some Netflix, lad

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It's just weird how many minutes he plays. We have a lot of games won early.

Unacceptably poor performance for a Cup final that. Tame and hapless. We're going to win the league, but hopefully that's the bad Cup final performance out of the way

This should be still be going until the 102nd minute

Yeah ffs. Needed to ride that wave of adrenaline

Yeah, this is bad beyond all expectations and really inexplicable.

Yeah maybe