Cacofonix the Bard

Let's not get carried away

Fkn daft pass from Salah there

f***. That was almost a screamer Been waiting for another Szoboszlai wonderstrike

They have the second best home record in the league, albeit they've played more home games than most of the league.

As I was saying, Newcastle are a middling team and always have a bad performance in them (which Tonali is not commanding enough to alter the course of)

He's quality isn't he? They have a good team.

How'd everyone go midweek chaps? I managed 67 and am ruing not thinking to make Isak captain against Wolves as that would have been an easy choice had I been paying attention. Amad scoring a hattrick dragged my ranking down. I was enjoying his non-performances until now. I've finally bought in Aino this week after their four recent clean sheets. No doubt this will mean they concede a goal every week for the rest of the season.

Oooft, that was absolutely agonising

It was his general play that had me excited. He's super competitive when trying to win the ball, and has the strength and agility to force his way past defenders when he's got it at his feet. He just plays like a guy who hates losing. We'll see. Not much can be gleaned from 100 minutes of football or whatever he's played.

Heh. Yeah, righto

We have apparently rejected a 70m bid for Darwin from Al-Hilal according to some sources including liverpool.com and the Echo https://www.liverpool.com/liverpool-fc-news/transfer-news/darwin-nunez-transfer-price-liverpool-30775229

He has amazing balance and can work in tiny spaces between defenders. It's like all he has to do is swivel his knees a bit and they can't get the ball off him.

Think Cunha is someone we should look at. He's a terrier off the ball and can seriously play.

Hahaha, yeah I hate this.

I waited about 15 matches to bring Mo on because I thought Haaland's next scoring streak was around the corner. It's ruined my whole season

Please explain how you manage to be top 20k in the world. Are you following content creators? Poring over stats all day?

Why did they despise him? Thought they'd have liked him til he left.

This year I'm about 3,900,000 and it's basically ruining my life. I don't follow content creators. I used to occasionally check the ones I followed on Twitter. I've abandoned that cesspit wholesale now though. Otherwise I mostly use the Redcafe FPL thread for ideas and advice. I don't have no Mancs types rules. It's important to do it completely objectively, although the decision has been made for me by the fact that they've been complete s*** in the two and a half years I've played. I played in about 2002 and found it basic and dull because I think it was just goals and assists back then but there's a few more variables now and I'm obsessed. How's everyone faring this season? Maybe we could start a YNWA league?

15th in the world? Wtf? Amazing. How did you manage that? What do you even have to do to get a result like that?

Embarrassing result for Tamworth at home. They created nothing going forward

That was a really good, precise strike from Chiesa. I haven't given up on him being useful here, even if his wife has

I think Accrington Stanley have played ok for what it's worth. They've kept their shape and prevented anything embarrassing happening

Just give it to Danns. Who cares what anyone else does

He's got an awful lot. He's going to play at a good level somewhere I reckon

Yesssssssss f***ing get in there. How good is this kid? He's like a wrecking ball with good feet