Mutley

My major disappointment with him is how many poor passes he makes, he's very tidy in tight spaces but too error prone in the basics. Still think he'll come good, when everyone around him is better

What a player, up there with the very best. Privileged to have seen him play. He's earned himself a decent send off, best for everyone I suspect.

Our boffins decided it's better to not get him on a free in the summer, than £20m now

I'm not scared of West f***ing Ham, the bubble blowing c****. 1-0 should do it please Arne.

Think you're right, I've only done it for PL games that I've won in the ballot and couldn't make it

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Just realised I missed the ballot deadline for 2nd half of the season. All I can say is thank f*** for that

It was mental, absolute no point in him being on the pitch. I don't want to lambast the guy cos something is deffo not right, on his day he is a joy to watch

I'd roll out Jay Spearing for this

All in god's good time, he has a plan for our Brazilian man god, hopefully...

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Dependant on him starting 10 games I think? Which as this rate will be 2032

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We'll win this 2-1, 90+9 goal from an Alisson header

I was thinking that too, how to suck the life out of the game. Michael Owen like levels of inane droning on and on