Angry Carroll

f***ing chadli. fellaini and chadli. I laughed at the subs. s***.

f*** off

Get him in if possible. Don't care if it's 50 mill or a record buy for a keeper. I'd love to have him in our goal. Not many good keepers around. We'd be a hell of a lot closer to winning the league with him in the side and from what I understand he's 26. Four more years of building with Klopp. I can't see us not winning it in that time. (yes there is a 30 year limit to keepers in this mess of a post.) If we got him in I'd be happy to continue with Lovren for an other season. The neurotic mist might evaporate with a class goalie. I want him. Son of two volleyball players. 196 cm. Massive hands. It's like he's been bred to come here. Get him in.

For once it seems we agree. We love him in a way no one else does. He's been my hero as long as I can remember and he always will be. And I think he'd hate that as well. They get to show him some respect at long last and it doesn't sit right. They can f*** off. He'll be who he always was. Always will be. It'll be absurd. I hope to see video of it. It won't be degrading Kenny it'll be a giant pisstake on the whole Empire.

If Barry Hunter had the required entourage none of this would have happened. FSG have no entouragability. One Hunter. Not enough. Hunters vs Fekirs might get things moving.

Oh get back here you Fekir!

This Fekir transfer is like waiting for a hear ball to emerge. Annoying as f***. It's clearly there so cough it up and be done with it. edit: but I want Fekir and have no real use for a hairball. so it doesn't fully work. The heat. The beverage. The get it f***ing done.

I've come to the conclusion I don't want Fekir. Purely based on emotions. It is not profound but it is semi consistent. Like an ant running up your leg. There is contact with three of them little legs at any time but the steps are so tiny it feels constant. Or not. It's a #Gut feeling#Fekir is an anagram of sour milk in norwegian Prince is a genius btw. I'd like a song for Firmino based on a Price song. #needless to say I am very very drunk

Spend to put some of the first 11 on the bench. If there ever was a time for an 'investment' it is now. Spend or I'll sink your f***ing yatch

The only thing he had going for him is he's not Mignolet. He never was and never will be good enough for us. He is calmer than m but is nowhere near having what it takes to be no1 for us, and we don't have the time to wait. I don't think he'll ever get there and I'd like us to watch him "progress" from a long distance if he does not which I'd recommend give something else a go. I think he is Klopp's one bad signing. Probably caused by availability, cost and stats etc. I have no objection to how Klopp took care of him and freed him from pressure. Still. Not good enough. Never will be. Yet of course I feel sorry for him. He is a human being and he'll have to live with this. I hope and know we'll take care of him, but his future is not here. It can't be. When is he ever gonna turn into the keeper Liverpool FC needs? Never. And there's no shame in that Loris, most of us aren't. You're a rich young lad. If city life suits you move to some Dorf an open a kebab/tattoo shop and be a happy Karius. Move into a cabin by the lakes in the mountains and eat weird hipster food. Live in India and explore the kama sutra. Go off grid and be a doomsday prepper. These are merely suggestions my sweet german boy. The world is at your feet, you're a rich young man and people forget. Best of luck. I feel no hatred. That is reserved for the likes of Ramos. I'd like him to become a prepper for other reasons. But f***ing hell Karius! What the f*** - breathe in and out karius - in and out - don't mid the drunk man - in and out. You're a sailor. going to distant shours

It wasn't bad, thanks. Deffo class it as a pizza. Wasn't aware of the beetroot until I checked the package. Caught me off guard even though it was all gone by then. What a night!

I've just eaten a pizza with a dough made of beetroot. We're gonna win in Kiev

Not good enough. Will win the European cup.

Here’s an idea. Not put forward in an eloquent way but here is the gist of it in all it’s simplicity. The tickets available through tour operators to foreigners like myself should be covering tickets for at least two local kids somewhere in the ground. We pray on your culture no matter how much we love the club or not. And I do. As do many I’m sure. But clearly a lot treats it like a day at the circus. Bean counters happy. Tradition an culture given a chance to prevail

What a fantastic player he was. And what a shame it is his body can’t cope anymore. I held on for too long and didn’t think someone dug another ditch behind me. But it warms my heart that it was a few there still holding out for him. He was spectacular. And I think most of us forget just how spectacular he was as it led to so little. That volley where he lets it bounce behind his back and strikes it with his left outside the box. One of the best goals I ever saw. Perfection. He was a fantastic footballer. And he seems like a great person. It’s a shame for us and for him that his body is f***ed. No way for him to get back to his heights I think.

Sounded good belted out approaching the end. Still think the melody is dull as but in victorious circumstances for a lack of better words it works. Just not a song to get the blood pumping for me which I think was my original point if anyone cares. I'm not sure even I do.

The melody is terrible imho. No aggro or heights just dull as bring your own Casio keyboard and go wild and liven it up by pressing rumba. What’s the original song? Does it mean anything to anyone? Musically it’s s***. I’d fancy anyone scoring on us if this is being sung. I may have hade a few beers. Don’t mind the lyrics at all, but the melody is aggravating in its lack of purpose and is bereft of anything I consider celebratory. I don’t hear any joy and certainly don’t hear any aggro. Sorry but the melody pisses me off

This is it. Happening again and again. Don’t think it’s systemic either. Just s***. Attitude or understanding. Makes no difference. Not good enough. Anyone turning on Klopp is a f***ing c***

Sign him up for the rest of his career. I'd have Bobby, aged 34, in our squad. He's a beautiful footballer. Love watching him play. Our most important player imho. Absolutely love Bobby. Brilliant man. He's sublime. Stronger than Torres this for me probably because it's not so f***ing obvious what he does and the revelation that is yet to come. His part in how we function as a team is still vastly underrated. The first player on the team sheet. Nothing but too much love for him. edit: just struggling really, kiss me bobby

"Get out! Get Out! Get OUT!". He's been screaming that in panic to the defence every time the ball was in sight for as long as I care to remember. Seemingly no matter the situation. No specifics just an air raid alarm. No directions. Always OUT. What the hell are anyone playing in front of him supposed to do with this information when time and time again it's false. Tactically it's all panic. He can't control he's area and panics and it seems to me he's compensating by spreading premature panic through our backline. On free kicks against and corners through our entire team. The times we could benefit from him pushing the team out he has no ability to start a counter attack. Runs are being made left right and centre and he f***ing kills it. He's been good on penalties and he reacts to most shots. Unlike Karius so far. None of them are anywhere near good enough. I wish him all the best like and I'm sure he'll really appreciate that.

You down with A.O.C? (yeah you know me) Who's down with A.O.C (every last homie)

Get down. Thrilled to see my thought provoking point came across.

He's late to the show though. A lot to carry. Not quite in a new drummer in ac/dc kinda way but sort of. I played with angus young. Still sounds great, good songs but not the same on the last tour knowing it'll be up to him in the future. I know this is drunken b******s but as it still has some bearing i post it.

Pretty f***ing good on may 25th 2005

same. thought the ref went over to the fourth to confirm it was. being called a motherf***er for that seems mild. excess of mucus to be expected. not that I saw any. Firmino is a philanthropist