Angry Carroll

I absolutely love him. Always have always will. He epitomises everything that makes me love Liverpool. I remember when he was Hoffenheim and we allegedly were interested in signing him there was a Norwegian agent saying this was a "Klopp signing" somewhat alluding to Klopp coming. We were s*** at the time, he brought hope, and it was clear from the off he was a very intelligent and technically brilliant footballer. He brought us so much joy and I made weird f***ing sounds when he scored today. He was the first and maybe the most important piece of what became a team to steamroll Europe and the world. Thank you Bobby Firmino. A Liverpool legend.

I've given up on him quite a while ago and I don't think he'll ever be what we need. I'd have preferred to start Matip against Madrid. It'd probably go to s*** as well given his recent form but in some way it'd be easier as it was the old one soon to be replaced. I'd hire a quack doctor and prescribe Gomez a rainforest and Ayahuasca or just sell him.

Of course we miss him. Diaz, Nunes and Salah would be fun. He's got speed an insane shot, grit and works his a*** off and creates chaos if not goals. Diaz or Jota, Diaz every time.

Sorry Hassony. I should have deleted my crap post. I edited it instead and there I am; stupidly drunk counting arsenals. No offence meant from me. Sorry.

Well, that has f***ed all my thoughts and hopes of clarity for the new year. Doesn't matter if the absolutely insane calculations is correct, I give in. There's to many arsenals aren't there. We'll make top four. I'm drunk yes, but you may be right I'm crawling through seldomly used parts of gray matter. Top 4. edit again: just arsenal arsenal

I absolutely love watching him. He'll be fantastic for us

All we need is Cody Gakpo Thunderdome

f***ing hell. What an attack!

Nunez keep creating havoc. Thiago is fantastic. Why Ox is still playing I have no idea.

God I the football. God I love it. Smash these c**** Liverpool

Well, that was an anger management class of a game. Never expected they could end like this. Very unhealthy before Carvalho blasted it in last minute. Elliot is a player and so is Carvalho. Due to neglect from fsg I fear we have to win the champions league to play it next year. We certainly don't have a squad to fight on all fronts. Pisses me off this "the right player is not available" stuff.

Konate was very good and will be for years. Naby was terrible. Don't think anyone blames him for the loss but he continues to not understand the void he leaves behind when he stares at a narrow gap where f*** all can happen from and plays a pass that must be intercepted. And leaves everything open for the opponent. He's like Harry Kewell to me. High hopes great player and then nothing except a nice lad I do wish well but the risk etc

Well at least I don't hope for him to become a revelation anymore. He creates more trouble for us than the opposition. Seems to be blind to anything but his "threaded" pass with rarely makes it through. Being a optimist football wise my instinct was he might be good vs s*** teams laying low. But that's what happened tonight. It didn't work out Naby. Best of luck on your future endeavours. There were moments. We did have moments. Someone else will love you now. Take care. (pretty sure Naby has a login)

Konate is clearly brilliant. I was dead happy we got him. He is lovely to watch and he has every asset to be brilliant in this team. I belive he'll be part of this team for a long time, so here's a song suggestion to make him feel at home; Les Champs-Elysees: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7-UcdcK4AA Oooh-Oohh Konate (na-na-nana-na) Iiiiiibu Konate (nana-nanana-)/ (allez-allez) The rest of the translation doen't scan but its should just be bragging about his abilities and ending with something like "you're never getting past him - he's Ibu Konate) (the translation/well it's in the YouTube video what do I know) In the sun, in the rain, at noon or at midnight there's everything you want and it's Ibu Konate.

To me they’re the millie vanillie of football. Anyone who cares about them from my point of view have little to look back on and little to look forward to. This will never happen again. We’ve won the league and will go on to do so the next years. - drunk and happy. Thanks for having me lurking all these years. I guess i love you cos you mean something to me. We won the league. What a beautiful feeling. What a beautiful feeling. -

On second thought he pisses me off. Maybe he is to elegant for this league. He is so lovely to watch when it comes off but he’ll be a primadonna amongst brutes on most days won’t he. f***ing hell I want it to work

Almost gave him up tonight. Takes ridiculous chances leaving our back four/two exposed. Trying to turn an entire midfield even if they’re s*** and only three in one move while you’re fullbacks are gone running. Oh Naby. No. He is trying to hard. It’s the pressure I think. Play him as much as common sense allows. And for gods sakes play him in Europe. On a personal level: I believe in Naby Keita. He should and will be special for us. I just have no idea why he’s receiving the ball so deep. Today he was like a light footed and technically brilliant Lallana. Not something we have missed imo. Sorry for the driveling.

We were f***ing great. Quite alot of good things could be said about Norwich too really. Kinda hope they stay up

If we deem spurs worthy of the agression we layed into barca in the second half we'll batter them. I've just watched the second half for the umpteenth time to soothe pmt and it may be the best half of football I've ever seen. Aggro was key. Aggro releasing all the traits this side inhabits. We all know them. But anger and will set them free. If we deem spurs worthy of the agression we layed into barca in the second half we'll batter them. Tonight will be a night we will all remember for the rest of our lives for the right reasons, with pride and passion. Have a good one everyone. Bring the aggro. Up the f***ing reds!

Gini. The ball was in play 31 seconds between his first an his second. I'm not a numbers kind of man but I've gone Rainman here trying to pull my head back down. Sat in silence since the end of game in awe of this monumental experience. What a team this is.

I both hope and expect he will. I like Joel. I hope he plays the rest of the league games unless Gomez is fully fit again.

I have no idea why anyone would want Lovren ahead of Matip beside VVD if both are fit unless rest for more important games come into it. Matip is clearly both a better player and a better partner to Virgil. And he's not a nervous wreck unable to hold the line. I'd like Matip to stay and hope we sell Lovren in early june. Matip brings all the boys to the yard. Damn right etc

He's a lovely player, brilliant to watch. Has so much quality. Firminoesque. (sorry) But there are similarities both in technical ability and vision/movement/understanding of the game. And also in finding the best way utilise what he's got. It will take time but he is clearly a very special player. I think it'll take him time to get used to the league and the refs, I think Jürgen is vise to favour him in europe. I have all the time in the world right now to wait for him to fully become the player that is evedently possibly there. f***ing hell what a beautiful player he is in he's best moments. ps. I don't like his song

Thought he was coming more onto his own tonight and would expect him to be back to his best very soon. Bobby is ace, such a vital player for us even when he's sort of underperforming. Tactically brilliant and clever. He's technique is sublime and he seems to be finding his touch again and showed it tonight I thought. I don't think any of the front three have really fired on all cyinders this far and theres no way it won't happen soon. It'll be magic again. With a better midfield behind. With a better defence behind that and a magnificent goalie.

I'm firmly believing he'll be great for us. He got into great positions on the counter and was an outlet from under pressure. He'll continue to turn pressure to attack. I agree that the tempo might be a bit of a shock, but he's not been rewarded with the freekicks he should have had. And wolves have a good midfield and quite an exciting team. I thought the first half was absolutely frantic and was waiting for the moment they collapsed. And he's been the target of a couple of semi nasty challenges, and thought the stamp he recieved early on should have been given a yellow. If its down to he's quick feet or s*** referees either way he's had it tough even in his good games. Grat against burnley, very good today i thought. When this team clicks with Fabinhio and Keita in it and the front three get used to their directness I see nothing but wonder.