At the match

[anny road]

There are loads...(a cat a cat acat...was quality"

 

For shouts I like the one when we were coming our of Highfeild Road after the 5-1 drubbing (Stigs debut)...If anyone remembers the old Coventry ground there was a sex shop in the high street right opposite...and the owner was standing outside trying to entice punters in........"Come in...>I have videos of lovely girls.."...to which one scouser shouted "It's alright la', I've seen enough c**** for one day"

 

I also liked it when John Wark got a ball in the knackers..and the Kop mullered him for the rest of the game..."Johnny Wark..Johnny Wark" in high pitched voices....."Are you watching Mrs Wark"

 

Quality

[Bigal]

Last season we got beat 1-0 away by chelsea, they were chanting "your worse than everton, your worse then everton etc etc" and this speaky voiced 17 year old pipes up with "Youse dont know, youse not played dem yet"

 

Made me chuckle

[XabisBadFoot]

At the Fulham game recently a fella shouted out from behind us as Thomas Radzinsky got the ball...

 

"You should have stayed on £30 a week with the bitters...!"

 

That was pure genius..!

[Flight]

Remember one time a bloke was singing, 'We love Pinnochio, we love Pinnochio..' for Thommo for ages. Not a single soul joined in, so after about 5 minutes he started singing, ' I love Pinnochio, I love Pinnochio..'.

[Swipe]

Remember one time a bloke was singing, 'We love Pinnochio, we love Pinnochio..' for Thommo for ages. Not a single soul joined in, so after about 5 minutes he started singing, ' I love Pinnochio, I love Pinnochio..'.

 

[cymrococh]

"I'm free!" at the Larry Grayson lookalike at Fulham this year was the highlight of the match.

[anny road]

"I'm free!" at the Larry Grayson lookalike at Fulham this year was the highlight of the match.

 

 

that was funny

 

speaking of Fulham.......what about the abuse the mascot recieved the last time we played at Loftus Road

[johngibo YPC]

Had to laugh when we played Sunderland a few years ago. Peter Reid was on the touchline and someone stood up and shouted

"There's Reid....Reid yer t**"

Also when we were playing Fulham once the fella next to me went

"f***ing hell i wouldn't want to get bummed by that bopa dioup"

All i could say was

"No mate neither would I"

[DazzlaJ]

 

"f***ing hell i wouldn't want to get bummed by that bopa dioup"

All i could say was

"No mate neither would I"

 

[Stew F]

During the drubbing we gave Fulham at home this season, Djimi made a pretty wreckless challenge, the game stopped and the ref went over to him, a fella behind me shouted "send him off ref"

[Cobs]

that was funny

 

speaking of Fulham.......what about the abuse the mascot recieved the last time we played at Loftus Road

 

from you

 

 

"What the feckin 'ell is that?", didn't hang around long, did he?

[Knox_Harrington]

Derby away the year of Heskey's hattrick (?) and some fella started singing something like "You're not fit to referee" and singing it, and singing it and no one joined in. So it became "I'm just singing by myself". Then the much of the end joined with "I'm just singing by myself". It died down, there was a pause and then the fella shouted: "Youse are all c****".

[cymrococh]

"On yer bike Morientes" followed about 5 minutes later by "On yer Penny Farthing Crouch".

[charlie clown]

one game ealier this season I was up in the top of the Kop (sat next to Big Al I think) asnd we were right in the singing corner up top left, a song was started that mentioned David Johnson and when it got to the David Johnson line one fella shouted out 'but he's a coont'. Just really made us laugh.

 

 

Best sustained performance I ever heard was at Wolves away about 7 years back when Sami and Titi Camara made their English debuts in a pre-season friendly. There was one fella sat near us who had obviously thought of every titty joke that it was possible to think of. From the minute Camara appeared on the pitch he stood up and let fly with this never-ending stream of t** jokes. The whole crowd round that section was in stitches. He was like a one-man carry-on film.

[Miracle@Istanbul]

For shouts I like the one when we were coming our of Highfeild Road after the 5-1 drubbing (Stigs debut)...If anyone remembers the old Coventry ground there was a sex shop in the high street right opposite...and the owner was standing outside trying to entice punters in........"Come in...>I have videos of lovely girls.."...to which one scouser shouted "It's alright la', I've seen enough c**** for one day"

 

 

 

That sex shop got turned over every year, was always funny lobbing d**do's at the coventry fans, the perv's hardly ever threw them back.

 

Best not mention the blow up dolls, but there was always plenty of reading material for the way back.

[Big G Superhero]

During the drubbing we gave Fulham at home this season, Djimi made a pretty wreckless challenge, the game stopped and the ref went over to him, a fella behind me shouted "send him off ref"

 

Wasn't in the main stand perchance? At the Charlton game this season, Kishishev proper up-ended Djimi (who was having a shocker of a 1st half) on the touchline, blatant foul, Djimi writhing about on the floor, and some bloke pipes up, "Send Djimi off ref! Red card!"

[matty]

I brought an old one out of retirement at Birmingham this season. Their fans did 'Who's the scouser in the black?'. I managed to get to 'Djimi Traore, Djimi Traore' before anyone else....

 

How we laughed. That car journey home just flew by.

[HeWonItFromBrock]

Heard one on Sunday - "f*** off Nolan you piece of s***".

[cymrococh]

Love the irrational hatreds, there was someone at Portsmouth away giving Dean Kiely loads for no obvious reason. Every time he went to take a goal kick this voice piped up "f*ck off Kiely you sh*thouse".

[Fagan]

at an ireland v russia match many years ago, i was standing in the nrth terrace behind the goal at lansdowne road.

 

russia were losing and pressing for an equaliser

 

Dmitre Kharine (i think) was about to kick out

 

and some dub beind me shouted "take your time, don;t be russian"

 

and cracked everyone up in what was a dour match

 

 

 

 

 

 

well it was funny at the time

[Swipe]

at an ireland v russia match many years ago, i was standing in the nrth terrace behind the goal at lansdowne road.

 

russia were losing and pressing for an equaliser

 

Dmitre Kharine (i think) was about to kick out

 

and some dub beind me shouted "take your time, don;t be russian"

 

and cracked everyone up in what was a dour match

well it was funny at the time

 

 

Quality thread!

 

Nowt has come close to that cat chant though!!

[Big G Superhero]

 

Quality thread!

 

Nowt has come close to that cat chant though!!

 

What, the one you made a berk of yourself with by singing it to the tune of some Soccer AM schite?

 

[Coyler]

There was a thread about this years ago on one of the other sites. Don't know if anyone else remembers it, but one of the ones mentioned was some boring nondescript match in the '60s, no real abuse being given, crowd in so-so form.

 

Some Liverpool player goes over in front of the Main Stand to get the ball for a throw and some ould woman shouts out "Why don't you visit your mother any more, you lousy thing?".

[fyds]

There was a thread about this years ago on one of the other sites. Don't know if anyone else remembers it, but one of the ones mentioned was some boring nondescript match in the '60s, no real abuse being given, crowd in so-so form.

 

Some Liverpool player goes over in front of the Main Stand to get the ball for a throw and some ould woman shouts out "Why don't you visit your mother any more, you lousy thing?".

Has to have been Smithy!

[Paul B]

Years ago we were playing Forest and Peter Shilton, as ever, was in goal. Shilton was custodian (oooh, get him) of the England number 1 jersey at the time but we'd given Joe Corrigan some serious support the previous week (he later said he'd never got that much support from his own City fans) when he was in front of us at the Kop end. Anyway, talk about manna from heaven; the previous week, Shilton had been caught shagging some tart called Tina and it was all over the papers. "oops upside your head" became, "Who's up Tina's ass, I said who's up Tina's ass?" The old Ian Dury number became, "Had a love affiar with Tina, in the back of my Cortina, a seasoned up hyena, could not have been more obscener". Oh, hapy happy days.