WTF do we need a club poet...

[cymrococh]

She'd have it.

[Sara]

A degree in Imaginative Writing! WTF!

 

I bet the tabloid sportswriters haven't got a degree and their stuff is all imagination!

[stressederic]

...when we have Sutty?

 

Sounds like a direct threat to the warrior. The pen is supposedly mightier then the sword.

[sutty]

 

what's all this about?

[dorgie]

Perhaps she's been hired to come up with a ditty for Steve Finnan.....after all, nobody else has !

[Rushian]

Perhaps she's been hired to come up with a ditty for Steve Finnan.....after all, nobody else has !

 

he's got more decent songs than any other player ...

[Stanley Leisure]

Rafa's first big job when he came was to find a club poet - eventually its sorted.

 

Personally, i'm made up that the hard work of the international network of poetry scouts we have at our disposal has paid dividends.

[cymrococh]

She'd have it.

Having actually read the article, I take that back.

 

I wrote a sonnet called, Big Fish, inspired by seeing girls by the Liverpool docks at night. They looked like mermaids because they were all coatless! I've not bought a coat since!

Learn to puncuate, you t*t.

[Mike]

Rafa's first big job when he came was to find a club poet - eventually its sorted.

 

Personally, i'm made up that the hard work of the international network of poetry scouts we have at our disposal has paid dividends.

[Gilps]

 

Learn to puncuate, you t*t.

 

Never mind the punctuation, where the f*** does that leap come from? I've always assocaited mermaids with having big f***-off fish tails, not with a lack of coats.

[cymrococh]

Never mind the punctuation, where the f*** does that leap come from? I've always assocaited mermaids with having big f***-off fish tails, not with a lack of coats.

They don't wear coats though.

 

How often does someone buy a coat anyway? I haven't bought one in over a year but that has nothing to do with seeing a bunch of slags by some docks.

Edited March 31, 2006 by Paul Caruso

[Bailo]

Can she play RW?

[Keita]

We have 13000 poets each week behind the f***in goal. She is f***able though.

[cymrococh]

I'd rather give Sutty one

You say that about everyone but Xabi and Robbie.

[fyds]

she's f***ing minging

 

I'd rather give Sutty one

Be fair = she looks human - which puts her one up on you!

[Kenny_]

"The first thing Rick asked me was whether I was a fan of the club. I simply replied: 'I am now'."

 

 

Rather read poems from the likes of Dave Kirby, Mottman, etc who got history and emotional ties with this club.

[anny road]

You say that about everyone but Xabi and Robbie.

 

 

jealous?

[Gunga Din]

does nobody else reckon this is an April Fools windup?

[stressederic]

does nobody else reckon this is an April Fools windup?

 

That thought has crossed my mind this week. I wouldn't be surprised for the first poem to be posted on the Offal some time today, and it be purposefully dreadful.

Edited April 1, 2006 by stressederic

[fyds]

That thought has crossed my mind this week. I wouldn't be surprised for the first poem to be posted on the Offal some time today, and it be purposefully dreadful.

 

 

Ode to Robbie Fowler

 

Oh Robbie, Robbie, Robbie,

You once looked like Mr Blobby,

But Now Paco's on the jobby,

I want to suck your no

 

[You're Fired. Ed]

[stressederic]

Ode to Robbie Fowler

 

Oh Robbie, Robbie, Robbie,

You once looked like Mr Blobby,

But Now Paco's on the jobby,

I want to suck your no

 

[You're Fired. Ed]

 

Beautiful

[fyds]

Beautiful

You should have seen the one she wrote about Xabi that got spiked...

[stressederic]

You should have seen the one she wrote about Xabi that got spiked...

 

Infringed on Anny Roads copyright?

[fyds]

Infringed on Anny Roads copyright?

Anny could never be that imaginative with a pair of rubber waders, two pints of Birds' thick custard and a kilo of size 3m ballbearings...

[stressederic]

Anny could never be that imaginative with a pair of rubber waders, two pints of Birds' thick custard and a kilo of size 3m ballbearings...

 

And I think we're all thankful for that.